POLL: ARE YOU BRINGING SEXY BACK OR WHAT?

Look how jaunty my cap is and how lecherous my smile, how could I not be bringing sexy back?

In fact, I exhumed sexy.
 
Believe me when I say that hoes, tricks, and bitches don't respect any single shade more. It is the shadiest shade.
 
Please darling, ladies love it when a man is in charge, now why don't you run along and fetch me a beer and make me a sandwich while I flirt with your best friend? Hurry up now.
 
the other day i actually startled myself in the mirror with my bulging biceps while in the casual act of putting my hair up. so, i would say 'yes' for me.
 
I know how it is with the biceps. Whenever I lift anything to my mouth, I tear the sleeves on my shirt, which is why generally, I have the hoes feed me, while the bitches fan me with palm leaves, and the tricks are out cooking paying bills. I will say though, it is worth a new shirt to make it rain on some haters.