Another funny story from school, this kid was hitting this guys chest and he said "You're flat chested" and the kid said "What!?" and I said "he prefers his men to not have flat chests".
One of my more favourite off the cuff remarks today by me.
We got onto the whole "Your mum" thing.
And then moved to "My mum's dead"
Hence, "Your dead mum"
Someone said "Your pushing it"
I replied "Well I have to, she won't move".