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[Crossblade]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT, IT'S A DINOSAUR

 

[Vimana]

About a year ago at lunch this fat guy went up to my table. He looked down at my friends pizza and told us the weirdest story ever:

I used to eat a lot of pizza, I would order it and cut it into eight slices, but then I thought that was piggish so I would cut it into four.

And then my friend said "Is he explaining how he got so fat?" and then another one said "He's an idiot, if you cut it into four slices its still the same amount of pizza."

 

[Vimana]

 

[Dark_Silence]

...

she should rather worry about the effect of smoking during pregnancy

 

[False Joe]

And then my friend said "Is he explaining how he got so fat?" and then another one said "He's an idiot, if you cut it into four slices its still the same amount of pizza."

Wow.

Your friends are so funny they make me want to hack off my legs with some kind of blunt, rusty blade.

 

[Vimana]

It wasn't what my friends said that was funny, it was the whole experience, it was just: what the fuck is this guy doing...

Yeah it would be funnier if you were there, and 12. (which was how old I was then)

 

[Vimana]

In my gym class a few days ago one kid panced another. Unfortunately he grabbed the kids boxers too.

 

[Taliesin]

Today in class I was told that airplane engines have a "Swallowing-parameter", or "Swallowing-ratio"
Everyone giggled

 

[Lady__Stardust]

hahaha!

 

[False Joe]

Is panced anything like kegged?

 

[FenriR]

my god! how did I miss this thread?
I rather rather a lot to post in here, so apologies to 56kers. Then again, its your own bloody stupid fault for having 56k.

 

[FenriR]

MOAR!

all I have atm

 

[False Joe]

Wow.

Thanks for posting every cat picture ever made for the 10000th time on this forum.

You're awesome.

 

[kerrys wear boots]

hahahahaha i quite enjoyed the cat pictures

 

[FenriR]

Wow.

Thanks for posting every cat picture ever made for the 10000th time on this forum.

You're awesome.

actually, t'is all one pictar.

 

[False Joe]

actually, t'is all one pictar.

My point still stands.

 

[AkiraRose]

A few funny posters i found online a while back...

for all the naru-tards out there.....

 

[FailingAcension]

Wow.

Thanks for posting every cat picture ever made for the 10000th time on this forum.

You're awesome.

Hey, shut up, I've never seen the one about going to the moon.

 

[Vimana]

for all the naru-tards out there.....

Haha. I used to be really into Naruto (I still think its a fascinating story).

 

[Vimana]