post your band resumes

[ohiogrinder]

here's mine:

2002-2003 - Voodoo Ninjas....stupid garage punk in the vein of Flipper crossed with Big Black (we used a drum machine) and Anal Cunt style lyrics. recorded two demos, went nowhere because our singer was supposed to move to drums and never got a drumset

2004 - Puketeria - two man goregrind. recorded one demo, Fecal Matter Discorp refused to release it due to racist lyrics. band disbanded due to the inability to find a bass player.

2003-2005 - Hacked Into Pieces - one man shitnoise, made a demo and two full lengths for Fecal Matter Discorp records. disbanded due to boredom.

2005-present - Zombie Militia - one man noisecore in the vein of Anal Cunt. still going, making demos.

2006-present - Ubel - one man dark ambient in the vein of Abruptum. still recording.

2005-present - Destruction Ritual - my foray into black metal. two guys so far, a singer (Greg) and a guitarist (me). very Darkthrone meets Burzum kind of stuff.

 

[MasterOLightning]

Night Harvest (2005-) Recording rehearsal tapes in my basement with me on drums and one guitar player using one mic. There's only about 20 mins of original material, but a bass player, and probably a 2nd guitar are needed before an official demo is recorded. Black metal.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

Before all of this I was learning other people's stuff and filling in here and there. All of those sucked too.

Necroscpe (2006-Present) - We've 2 songs, I play guitar, it's quite experimental. Working with death metal, classical, jazz, and whatever else we can stick in there without it becoming disjointed.

 

[Erik]

very Darkthrone meets Burzum kind of stuff.

oh jolly good thanks for your important contribution to heavy metal

 

[Vacant_Planets]

hahahaha

 

[Carcassian]

1994-1996 Wombat 18 (Shit band)
1996 to Present Dirtbox (shit band)

 

[Vacant_Planets]

Well lets hope you're good at.....something else then.

 

[Carcassian]

Regretably, I'm an utter failure.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

Cut the lawn? Trim my trees, take out the trash?

 

[-deathboy-]

'85-'86 roadkill
humor metal in the vein of s.o.d.

'86-'87 damage
thrash metal ala destruction

'87-'89 various artists
a bleak time in my life

'89-present tasty gore
grade b horror/gore metal.

 

[CF87]

2005/2006- Two person oldschool thrash/death metal band with six songs. No vocals name lyrics or song titles as off now. On a scale would give the music a 2/5.

 

[Vacant_Planets]

We've 2 songs, lyrics are there but we can't find anyone to sing them. Good stuff though and we've a 3rd in the works.

 

[genocide roach]

atrocityism- jr year in high school. CRAP. but we had heart
acerbus emperium- senior year in HS. deathy groovy thrash. not bad. recorded 3 song demo which i have somewhere.
in shadow- some time after HS. modern thrash. we kicked ass. recorded a 3 song demo which you can get from me
sacrilicious- 2005-2006. drunken thrash with hints of BM and DM. we were awesome. check out the album at: http://www.earth-dog.com/content/audial/sacrilicious_-_sacrilicious-2006/ and keep in mind. we were drunk while recording. oh, and im drunk now.

currently relocating to colorado springs and will be looking for a death metal band.
~gR~

 

[Wires & Waves]

resumes? i dont remember it ending!

 

[Wires & Waves]

rimshot

 

[The Heartbreak Kid]

Crotch Anaconda - Hair Metal - 4 members (Vocals)
Battletank - Thrash/Heavy - 4 members (Vocals, Guitar)
Barbarossa - Heavy/Doom - 4 members (Vocals)
The Matthew Fage Experience - Heavy (mainly covers) - 2 man project (Drums, Bass)

 

[Neurotic]

1999 to 2001 - breakdown . modern groovy thrash , we kinda suck lol

2001 to 2006 - Neurotic (same band different name) - Groovy death metal involving into a more death/thrash metal style still with plenty of heavy riffs nevermore style but songs are faster, more complex nowadays.
anyone can have a listen to songs of our last album, just go to our website in my signature:Smug:

oh forgot, i do some classical pieces too when im not rocking out lol

 

[genocide roach]

oh. im also halfway writing for a solo project, or if someone likes in colorado, a new band. lol. sorry, captain morgan wouldnt let me say that before. but i stab him with a rusty fork and won my freedom of speech
~gR~

 

[ohiogrinder]

oh jolly good thanks for your important contribution to heavy metal

you're such a dick

 

[V.V.V.V.V.]

Bleh you all probably know this by now, but it's another chance to whore myself out so whatever:

Ichorous: Harsh noise. And yes, it's serious.