Post your between song banter from heavy metal live albums

[Baliset]

"And the moral of this story is this is not what to if a bird shits on you...THE RIME OF THE ANCIENT MARINER!"
-Bruce Dickinson

 

[xfer]

SCREAM FOR ME, DETROIT!

-Bruce Dickinson

 

[Baliset]

"So...have you seen any good bands?"
-Byron

ps. technically not a live album but funny nonetheless

 

[xfer]

SCREAM FOR ME, LEICESTER!

-Bruce Dickinson

 

[lizard]

from Thin Lizzy's Live and Dangerous CD:

Phil Lynott: "are there any ladies out there with a little irish in them?"

crowd: *roars their approval*

Phil: "are there any ladies out there who'd like a little more irish in them?"

 

[xfer]

SCREAM FOR ME, CHICAGOOOOO

-Bruce Dickinson

 

[Baliset]

"This song is about religion, or about washing your car, actually i think its about a pair of curtains. Revelations this one!"
-Bruce Dickinson

 

[Baliset]

"This one is dedicated to a couple cartoon friends of mine. Suck my fucking dick. Hello From The Gutter!"
-Bobby "Blitz" Ellseworth

 

[Baliset]

my favorite Bobby "Blitz" line is actually:

"Religion is for those who are afraid of going to hell. Spirituality is for those who have already been there. Spiritual Void!"

 

[Baliset]

"Everytime we do this one, the place lights up like a damn Christmas tree."
-Paul Stanley

 

[Baliset]

for Josh:

"Into the valley of death rode the six hundred. Cannons to the left of them, cannons to right waiting for...The Trooper!"
-Bruce Dickinson

 

[Baliset]

ok so maybe i am the only one enjoying this thread to its fullest.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

greg that's totally my favorite! I just saw this thread.

'MEXICO CITY!!! MUY FUCKING BIEN!!!!'

-Jason Newsted

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

"OK, you guys in the front here, look out for each other ok? If you see someone going down, help them out, ok? That's what it's all about, helping each other out! This next song is.....WAAAAAAAAAAAAR ENSEMBLEEEEEEEE!!!!"

-Tom Araya

 

[Baliset]

"Let me tell you a story about my friend named Ed. He liked to sleep and dance with the dead."
-Tom Araya

 

[TheNewChupe]

"This next song is about revenge- it's called Vengeance!!" - Unleashed, from Eastern Blood: Hail to Poland

 

[TheNewChupe]

(one time on the radio we skipped through that Unleashed live disc and only played his spoken intros as they are all as stunning & profound as that one.)

 

[FalseTodd]

OK, it's not heavy metal, but:

"Have any of you out there seen the movie Steven King's Pet Semetary?!?! Well, this is our song from that soundtrack. It's entitled....

...

PET SEMETARY!!!!!"(onetwothreefour)

-Ramones, Loco Live

 

[deadair]

"this one is called KHJKHDFJLGHJLHFGSSLJHFDG"



-any death metal band.

 

[Demonspell]

Not metal and I can't remember it exactly, but I found this funny:

"There'sa plague being exported from here to England, just like mad cow disease. It's called boy bands. So this is our anti-love song..." - Steven Wilson introducing Hatesong at Nearfest 2001