Post your between song banter from heavy metal live albums

it's pretty hard to tell what nile have and haven't played...


At the first porcupine tree show i went to over the summer some guy kept asking them to play Even Less even though they already had and SW kept laughing at the guy (but not in a death voice)
 
I saw Nile again last night actually. The funniest banter came during Kreator's set.

"Last time we were here there was a fuckin' huge mosh pit right down front. Let me see you go fuckin' crazy, fuckin' Virginia style!"

One of the guys I went with was at the previous show, and said he definitely didn't remember that, as there were approximately 20 people total at the show.

My comment: "Hence, 'Virginia style.'"
 
When i saw Dillinger Escape Plan, someone yelled to Chris Pennie(correct spelling?), the drummer, "Chris, play a drum solo!" and his reply was "fuck that! Every goddamn song is a drum solo"

Oh yeah, another good Nile quote:
"WORCEESTAH! I SAY WHEN WE GET SOFTER YOU GET LOUDERRRR! THIS NEXT ONE IS ENTITLED SARCOPHAGUSSSSSSSS (holds his 's' out in order to imitate an evil serpent)
 
The Dope: And I believe that the gent from Kreator said the same thing, only using the word "Worcester" instead of "Virginia" on Saturday.
I should eventually sit through a Nile set. Last two times, it's pretty much been "wow. Nile. I think that I need to go urinate in another toilet for variety!"
 
Not metal but -

'Does anyone in the audience get scared easily? Anyone often feel insecure? This one is for all the WEAK people here tonight. Are there any WEAK people in audience? This is a song for all the WEAK people, it's called Run Like Hell!' - Roger Waters, The Wall Live.