Bro, I think you're walking into every troll-trap there is. Just as a heads up...huge pictures do not endear yourself to the folks here. Or, most places. Nor do we (as a collective of relatively insane people) care to see pictures of your dog taking a dump of mystery crap or the bloody head of a doll stuck in the dog cage.
And the one picture with a good looking girl in it is blurry and in sepia. Not only are you pissing people off, but you're adding sexual frustration to the mix.
Most of us here are pet lovers. So you're attempting the right thing it's just applied screwy.