post your nude pics here

[Captain Beard]

We don't like new people. Ask those who just got accepted.

You won't get any respect now, because the ladies don't like you, and the men like to make FUN of you. Expect to be deemed Court Jester.

 

[Chromatose]

i thought i was court jester ...

 

[Volke]

Now Chromie is sad...but means your promoted to Royal Court Jester!

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, right. I deem her village idiot then.

 

[Super Mahrio]

indeed...NL said it best...you are deemed Whore of UM and Village Hooker Idiot...
hope you dont mind!
you big beast you!

 

[Volke]

* gets the cattle brand *

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i thought i was court jester ...

meeee toooooo

 

[Wiggles]

Fine, whatever. Call me whatever you want, it's been done before. Come on, tell me what you really think. Don't be nice. Whore, slut, bitch, idiot, weak, fat, ugly...it's all been said before. Some of those words were even applied by a former boyfriend. So, you know, if I can get over the guy I lost my virginity to calling me fat and ugly, I think I can handle you guys.

 

[Volke]

Damn...guess its time to try harder.

 

[Wiggles]

That's right, biatch! Bring it on!

 

[Captain Beard]

She wants it in the butt. Post that, too, I'm game for playing around with the photo like before.

 

[Wiggles]

No, I'm not that much of a slut. Close, but not quite.

 

[Super Mahrio]

figuring you never posted ANYWHERE else than this thread, i think your intentions here were quite clear...
you are small and insignifigant...kinda like another UM poster i know......

 

[Shard]

Oh, and thanks everybody for completely eliminating any chance of more nudity.

And come on people, at least somebody flame me for actually taking the picture!

 

[Volke]

Oh woe it be, say its not so...

 

[Wiggles]

Actually, the reason I never posted anywhere else is because this thread was funny, and I thought you guys seemed like cool people with good senses of humor. I'm trying to keep an open mind. And I actually have posted other places.

 

[Guerrilla]

LOL what a bunch of fucking idiots you all are. None excluded. You'd think you'd have something better to do than farting around on a board on newb patrol. Looks like some of us haven't gotten over how unpopular we were back in middle school and are trying to make up for it by being part of a COOL CLIQUE ON THE INTERNET!!! WOOO!!! Suck dick bitches.

 

[Captain Beard]

You know you want her, don't play hard to get G.

 

[Super Mahrio]

i love you too Guerrilla

 

[The Four Seasons]

I'd hit it.