post your nude pics here

[PlatypusJesus]

YOU RAPE HER?! YOU BASTARD!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Hurray!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Fuck no! There's nothing to hurray about this. I was just joking. Holy shit. You don't have to stay with him just because he beats you! You can get out of this. I should know. I beat my last girlfriend, and she got away pretty quickly. It was mostly the river pushing her along, but she got away.

 

[JenniferGentle]

haha. What if I love being beaten huh? Na just kidding.

He's a sweeeeeeeeetheart ::swoons::

Enough of that...mushyness....

 

[zmetallica]

hey man, i never said anything about beating!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

OOHHHH! You just rape her! My mistake. Carry on.

 

[JenniferGentle]

OOHHHH! You just rape her! My mistake. Carry on.

Yes let's get this clear. I beat him....sometimes.

 

[PlatypusJesus]

That's usually the way it works. The woman gets the whips, and the wee little man just doesn't have the will power to fight against the all-powerful holder of the boobies.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Haha. Usually...but that's just because women have power over men, that men just don't have over women. Well yes they do, we just 1) don't like to admit it, 2) it is subliminal!

 

[zmetallica]

Haha. Usually...but that's just because women have power over men, that men just don't have over women. Well yes they do, we just 1) don't like to admit it, 2) it is subliminal!

IT'S THE EYES I TELL YOU, THE EYES!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

no, its the boobs.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

This thread failed with Wiggles and her really big nipples.

 

[neal]

hooray for boobies

 

[JenniferGentle]

This thread failed with Wiggles and her really big nipples.

Don't make fun of her nipples. At least she has nipples. I bet there are some people with no nipples at all! Lets see yours huh?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

I'll make fun of all the nipples I want to, thank you.

 

[JenniferGentle]

Haha ok. Go ahead. I am not hindering your nipple-attack crusade.

 

[Chromatose]

oh MAN I must have posted the funniest thing ever back on page 7, everyone loved it! BUT WHAT WAS IT

oh, I remembered...

I did an immortal photoshop of Horgh's head on wiggles' body. damn! wish I still had that.........

 

[Shpongled]

Neal... you changed your posting habits. How come?
-Kevin

 

[neal]

felt that the overwhelming awesomeness of my posts was signature enough (got lazy).

 

[Captain Beard]

I have nipples. You can't have them. And your boobs seem ok. Unless you posed like her, then you'd be fucked.