post your pic.....
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Silent paragon
Scourge of Malice
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sparrowsblood
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I should also caption this photograph, as Reece, in his modesty,
is holding out on you good people!
Upon careful inspection of this photograph, one can see the fatman's sneaky intention to shoot off Reeces nether-regions whilst the person behind him prepares to deliver a swift knee-strike as well!!!
How did we get out of there alive you ask??
Reece quickly sensed movement behind him and spun round and blocked the would-be attacker and dispatched him with a speedy judo chop to the
adam's apple- I then noticed the red dots of laser scopes swarming around us with the promise of being shredded from the bullets of rifles like that of the fatman.
Clearly this was a ruse, and Amber, sensing this- snapped the flash blinding the fatman just long enough for me to stuff a procciutto submarine sandwich into the fatmans pants and the three of us high fived and made our hasty getaway, looking back only long enough to see the police dogs upon the fatman in an attempt for the sandwich. Reece shouted "Nice try, sandwichpants!" and we ducked into the subway and jumped the 3 train back to wall steet.
We dove into our rental car, lit each others cigarettes, had a hearty chuckle and eluded them through the lincoln tunnel. If they did try to tail us, we lost them in the smog of New Jersey...I fell asleep in the back of that rental car thinking about what else might be waiting for us...
down that dark lost highway...in Pennsylvania...
is holding out on you good people!
Upon careful inspection of this photograph, one can see the fatman's sneaky intention to shoot off Reeces nether-regions whilst the person behind him prepares to deliver a swift knee-strike as well!!!
How did we get out of there alive you ask??
Reece quickly sensed movement behind him and spun round and blocked the would-be attacker and dispatched him with a speedy judo chop to the
adam's apple- I then noticed the red dots of laser scopes swarming around us with the promise of being shredded from the bullets of rifles like that of the fatman.
Clearly this was a ruse, and Amber, sensing this- snapped the flash blinding the fatman just long enough for me to stuff a procciutto submarine sandwich into the fatmans pants and the three of us high fived and made our hasty getaway, looking back only long enough to see the police dogs upon the fatman in an attempt for the sandwich. Reece shouted "Nice try, sandwichpants!" and we ducked into the subway and jumped the 3 train back to wall steet.
We dove into our rental car, lit each others cigarettes, had a hearty chuckle and eluded them through the lincoln tunnel. If they did try to tail us, we lost them in the smog of New Jersey...I fell asleep in the back of that rental car thinking about what else might be waiting for us...
down that dark lost highway...in Pennsylvania...
Vincent J.
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LifeDepraved
My soul got a crack
That story brings me to tears...or maybe it's the submarine sauce...or maybe because the fat man was around awesomeness and he wanted to be loved...for the first time...
sparrowsblood
Member
Reece-
Amber and I were just laughing about when we were in Manhattan and we pulled over to get a wireless signal on my laptop for directions to the tunnel, and when Amber went to type "directions" in the google bar, the auto complete thing that lists other things I'd been searching and
"Dad from Alf + crack" came up...
You guys were all like "What the shit ??
That was awesome...
Amber and I were just laughing about when we were in Manhattan and we pulled over to get a wireless signal on my laptop for directions to the tunnel, and when Amber went to type "directions" in the google bar, the auto complete thing that lists other things I'd been searching and
"Dad from Alf + crack" came up...
You guys were all like "What the shit ??
That was awesome...
paradoxile
Den Sista Ljusbäraren
me, Cris and an armed fatman in Manhattan
I miss my M-16...
that's a nice M-4 he got there
paradoxile
Den Sista Ljusbäraren
guns are cool in the right hands...
they're great for self defence if you don't have any ammo
they're great for self defence if you don't have any ammo
LifeDepraved
My soul got a crack
Welcome to the Americas...Disagree with someone and your shot on site...Hail the controlled nation! I MEAN FREE NATION OMG OMG DONT KILL ME OMG OMG!!!!!
Vincent J.
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Skaldir
formerly known as Unicorn
AngelinaBlakkheim
Menacing meow
Haha, yes, guns rock and I love them but I don't own one... by now.
I do own a knife, it was a gift of my dear psycho friend, and I do know how to use it, he taught me a bit, the rest I learnt by my own. For self defense, you know :Smug:
You don't need to run away, silly! I won't hurt you
I do own a knife, it was a gift of my dear psycho friend, and I do know how to use it, he taught me a bit, the rest I learnt by my own. For self defense, you know :Smug:
You don't need to run away, silly! I won't hurt you
Skaldir
formerly known as Unicorn
You don't need to run away, silly! I won't hurt you
Awww, Mariana. Where's a fucking *kissing* smily? I need a cute one for you.
Btw. Swany and me met at a concert on Sunday. It's a shame we didn't take pictures because Swany looked so awesome that night.
Awwwness
affinityband
Member
Introducing the most posed picture of me ever. Yes folkz, lots of hard work and dedication went into the bringing of this photo, appreciate it, enjoy it and most of all, rape the guitar.
paradoxile
Den Sista Ljusbäraren
paradoxile
Den Sista Ljusbäraren
nope I'm fat and lazy...but when I was in shape in the army(4.5 years ago) I was qualified to teach rookies krav maga with an m-16, not bare handed where they use the gun as a cold weapon to protect themselves from short range attacks and attempted weapon theft.
I also taught them everything they needed to know about the m-16 including basic balistics, taking the weapon apart and together and off course aiming and shooting properly.
@Marcus:you want wierd? I used to airguitar using my gun...off course it wasn't loaded...I'm wierd not stupid.
