post your sexy pics here

[derek]

Gotta be a healthier relationship that the other ones he's had recently, though, no?

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

If you're having relations with that horse, I WILL stop by your house in January and beat you into a coma with my cock.

You're welcome to try.

 

[azal]

The Waste! Awesome shirt! I just saw them on tour here last week.

Also, nice sunglasses.

we opened up for them on thursday. so fun.

 

[derek]

Party band!

 

[El Stormo]

You're welcome to try.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Captain is too lazy to come beat my ass. I figured he'd send ninjas and I'd pit my my pals against them.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

That'd be an epic clash I'd like to see. Hordes of thug gangsta's vs. Japan's finest.

It'd be a one-sided fight, but entertaining nonetheless.

 

[Lord Foul]

Hordes of career criminals with firearms against feudal warriors with period equipment? One-sided is an understatement.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I was more thinkin uneducated thugs with no martial training against the most famous clandestine martial arts warriors in history. Don't think the gangstas would hear or see anything to shoot at.

 

[Lord Foul]

Ninjas are pretty much made up anyhow.

But seriously though, astronauts would totally take cavemen in a fight.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I dunno, being able to walk in space or whatever doesnt exactly prepare you for gettin' clubbed in the face

Unless you mean the kind of awesome astronaut that fights aliens.


The Galactic Empire would totally kick The Federation's ass

 

[Calamitas1786]

This looks like a job for Deadliest Warrior.

 

[Captain Beard]

Hordes of career criminals with firearms against feudal warriors with period equipment? One-sided is an understatement.

Some dumb fuck forgot couch portals and shadow stealth. Guns mean nothing when someone pops up behind you and cuts you sideways.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Except real ninjas died out many years ago. Physical combat? Ninjitsu isn't an effective martial art, Brazilian Jiu Jitsu would be a different story.

Ever hear the term don't bring a knife to a gun fight?

You know I respect you Captain. I'm just fucking with you.

 

[Lord Foul]

"Real ninjas" is a historically dubious prospect. The ninja is 90% myth and Hollywood and 10% scattered references from a tumultuous time in Japan's history.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

They're in Shogun, thats all I care about.

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

"Real ninjas" is a historically dubious prospect. The ninja is 90% myth and Hollywood and 10% scattered references from a tumultuous time in Japan's history.

As someone who is half fluent in Japanese and knows a lot about the history, I agree with this 100%. A lot of Samurai were scum, too.

 

[neal]

They're in Shogun, thats all I care about.

and they'd totally win. sure thugz have guns but they dont actually know how to shoot them properly.

 

[Captain Beard]

"Real ninjas" is a historically dubious prospect. The ninja is 90% myth and Hollywood and 10% scattered references from a tumultuous time in Japan's history.

Come visit my ra- free cake shed. I'll show you ninjas.

 

[azal]

combine the time you have Wu Tang, who are obviously indestructible.