Captain Beard
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Real lumberjacks are not afraid of shorts. Shorts show off their sexy, muscular legs. And yes, I do have a little Captain in me. I'll have a lot more tonight at my going away party.
post your sexy pics here
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Real lumberjacks are not afraid of shorts. Shorts show off their sexy, muscular legs. And yes, I do have a little Captain in me. I'll have a lot more tonight at my going away party.
Nightshade
Blonde to the bone
Yes, Tinkerbell's a Rottie. She knows "snuggle" and "kiss" and 16 different words for "get out of my way". She's a good grrrr, but she was abused by a pack of viscious children when she was a puppy, so she has "issues" with screaming brats. 'Course, I do, too, so she's in the right house.i am seeing a rottweiler aren't i?awww they're like big cuddly bears. i've never, ever encountered a mean one in my life
perniciosa
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Thanks, Lesa
Yes, my bf took those.Vera, you're stunning! I said it before, I'll say it again!
The pictures are magazine quality... LOVE IT!
Thank you, Karen
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Real lumberjacks are not afraid of shorts. Shorts show off their sexy, muscular legs. And yes, I do have a little Captain in me. I'll have a lot more tonight at my going away party.
I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK
I sleep all night and I work all day.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I eat my lunch
I go to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays I go shopping and have buttered scones for tea
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch
He goes to the lavatory.
On Wednesdays he goes shopping and has buttered scones for tea.
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I skip and jump
I like to press wild flowers.
I put on women's clothing and hang around in bars.
Mounties:
He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps
He likes to press wild flowers.
He puts on women's clothing and hangs around in bars?!
Chorus:
He's a lumberjack and he's OK
He sleeps all night and he works all day.
I cut down trees, I wear high heels
Suspenders and a bra.
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
Mounties:
I cut down trees, I wear high heels?!
Suspenders...and a bra?!...
Just the Lumberjack:
I wish I'd been a girlie, just like my dear Papa!!
quoted: Monty python - and now for something completely different
Troyanasy
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Karmic
speedy meatmonger
Jeff-Loomis-fan
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deathstrike from hell
Deathstrike lambtron
Real lumberjacks are not afraid of shorts. Shorts show off their sexy, muscular legs. And yes, I do have a little Captain in me. I'll have a lot more tonight at my going away party.
This might just be me, but I feel as though you should be doing old spice commercials. You have the facial expression down perfectly, and the background reminds me of the setting. I know you're looking to start over, so maybe old spice is your calling
nice shorts david
derick needs more shorts *nods*
*cough* my first new bathing suit in 3 years. notice the grim birds & birdhouse on it. i'm currently working on getting rid of the beer pudge. that sneaky beer!
even with a beer pudge i can still kick ass on american gladiator
new hair color, only slightly different than it was. but too yellow in the roots *shall fix*
derick needs more shorts *nods*
*cough* my first new bathing suit in 3 years. notice the grim birds & birdhouse on it. i'm currently working on getting rid of the beer pudge. that sneaky beer!
even with a beer pudge i can still kick ass on american gladiator
new hair color, only slightly different than it was. but too yellow in the roots *shall fix*
Krigloch the Furious
Pants full of poo
Captain Beard
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El Stormo
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it's barely there, but i notice it. i'd just like my pants to fit a little better around my waist. they still fit fine around my ankles though
Captain Beard
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Captain Beard
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Liverslapper
w00t
