post your sexy pics here

I was hoping you were going to say "...in my pants". Disappointed.
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not sexy, but i will post these here anyway


tonight's visit to a local mall resulted in this interesting and gross purchase:

hmmm, a "dong hui pearl"

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apparently there is a pearl contained inside a mollusk, which will grant you a wish and bring you luck based upon the color

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*removes the mollusk container from the nice lil box*

eww

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and this tells me what the colors mean! hmm, fuccess?

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*opens*

it stunk

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yes! i got the fuccess pearl!

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and put it in the lil necklace

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how sweet. i feel dirty :ill:
 
earthbound trading company. i think they exist in virginia...it's just a mall chain of bohemian/hippie stores. that occasionally have something really odd haha.

aww david we'll have to send you your own kit :loco:
 
I think the "fuccess" was a misunderstanding on the part of the poor bastard who set the type. The capital S in some old fonts kind of like an F, so they probably figured that the F was a fancy S. Makes for amusing Engrish though.