post your sexy pics here

[neal]

Well obviously I'm not as metal as you.

obviously

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Revivin'.

I need sleep.

Loomy's taken a bath! *aw*

 

[El Stormo]

You actually called your lizard Loomis?

 

[Jace_Mereel]

You actually called your lizard Loomis?

Loomeides. Let me explain it by whoring my comics.

I'm hopeless.

 

[Captain Beard]

They made coitus and she gave birth to a lizard...

What are you smoking? Can I have some? Anything that causes ideas like that is worth a sampling.

 

[El Stormo]

I... see. You are still convinced that this is not unhealthy?

 

[Malergion]

It's probably not a gecko.

It's probably a baby Xenomorph...

*eeeeeeeee*

 

[Captain Beard]

It's probably not a gecko.

It's probably a baby Xenomorph...

*eeeeeeeee*

But Sigourney is too old for this shit now!

 

[Malergion]

But Sigourney is too old for this shit now!

Jace is the replacement Ripley, obviously.

 

[Captain Beard]

Really now? I hope she has that exoskeleton! I'd steal it and punch babies with it! And old people... and vegans...

 

[El Stormo]

But Sigourney is too old for this shit now!

I sense the fake Danny Glover account approaching!

 

[Captain Beard]

Danny isn't fake, you'll hurt his feelings!

 

[Malergion]

"Good show Mortimer, your colon smells of asparagus!"

 

[El Stormo]

Danny isn't fake, you'll hurt his feelings!

Yeah, just like the Lars Ulrich account wasn't fake, right?

Which reminds me - I lost the password for that one

 

[Malergion]

Whyever would you have Lars Ulrich's UM password?

Conspiracy of the Waffleians?

Find out at 11.

 

[Captain Beard]

Danny always hangs out with Cara and Karen (and Samantha too it seems) so calling him fake may hurt THEIR feelings too.

 

[Lunar Still]

THE LARS ULRICH ACCOUNT IS FAKE???/!?!?!?1/

 

[El Stormo]

Danny like the white bitches?

THE LARS ULRICH ACCOUNT IS FAKE???/!?!?!?1/

Heavens no! Lars only let me borrow it for a while.

 

[Captain Beard]

I believe so.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Jace is the replacement Ripley, obviously.

I've never seen the whole movie. Actually, all I know of it is from what I saw on the Great Movie Ride in Disney World.