post your sexy pics here

[Lunar Still]

Well if you really must get Isabel's picture out of your mind (I can't believe I said that) then here are a couple of mine from the Morgue:

EDIT: Not great ones, mind; you can see where the blood is wearing thin. This was about halfway through the night.

 

[Captain Beard]

Oh, the image left, and her dignity is intact, nothing was graphic, it was more of an audio stream. But I burst into a laughing fit. And very nice, who are you meant to be?

 

[Lunar Still]

Basically just a crazy chainsaw-swinging SOB. Our house is rather open with characters, as we try to be original. We have no Freddies or Jasons. The most cliche thing we have is a clown, which I'm not too happy about...but oh well.

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm going to wear plaid and be a lumberjack. I'm too lazy to try this year.

 

[Lunar Still]

Actually some customer called me a lumberjack a couple of weeks ago. People say strange shit when they're scared.

 

[Captain Beard]

But do you wear the beard and plaid like I do?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

karen and cara are teh secks!

and russel looks fucking demented!



as well as also being teh secks.

 

[Captain Beard]

You want a sexy party, don't you?

 

[Lunar Still]

But do you wear the beard and plaid like I do?

Nope. That's why it was weird.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

they were only imagining your bearded and dressed in plaid... just like they want you!

 

[Captain Beard]

So what, I'm in demand now? Shit, maybe I should go as a frost giant instead. Don't need Russell's women harassing me.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

So what, I'm in demand now? Shit, maybe I should go as a frost giant instead. Don't need Russell's women harassing me.

well, i meant that the people are imagining russell like that ... but it's only as a pale imitation of you, who they really long for.

 

[neal]

...a clown, which I'm not too happy about...but oh well.

whats the matter Russel, dont ya like clowns?

 

[Lunar Still]

Clowns are an easy scare...too easy, really, because there are so many morons out there who are afraid of them. Hence, they're in just about every haunt in existence, way overdone.

Plus, there's the whole ICP thing going on. That alone is sufficient reason to annihilate clowns and burn all records of their existence.

EDIT: I should state, however, that the guy who played our clown is totally hilarious and insults every group that comes through the house. A group of black women asked him where the "Chicken Door" was (we have doors to the outside for people who get too scared to go on, denoted by yellow chicken signs), and he shouted "What is it with you people and chicken?"

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

 

[El Stormo]

I'm going to wear plaid and be a lumberjack.

Will you have buttered scones for tea?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

Well if you really must get Isabel's picture out of your mind (I can't believe I said that) then here are a couple of mine from the Morgue:

EDIT: Not great ones, mind; you can see where the blood is wearing thin. This was about halfway through the night.

awesome!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Will you have buttered scones for tea?

I hate tea. But I do like scones!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

At a Ghoul/Hatchet Halloween show. Meow.

Boob.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

I hate tea. But I do like scones!

mmmm herbal tea is soooo yummy!

In fact... I might just go and cut some herbs from my garden and make some!