post your sexy pics here

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Wheres that thing, I think Isabel posted it years ago or soemthing. It starts out sounding like erotica or whatever, seemingly a girl losing her virginity, but then it turns out its describing getting a tooth pulled.

 

[Calamitas1786]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/100108-girls-first-time.html

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Bingo.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

hahah

li'l isabel!

 

[Calamitas1786]

Lil Isabel. Big titties

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

That sounds like the tagline for a movie.


Get to it!

 

[Calamitas1786]

"The Little Groupie That Could" coming to a Jameson bottle near you!!

 

[Burti]

I thought Big Trouble, Little China.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

Little People, Big World?

 

[Calamitas1786]

That show creeps me out.

 

[flying_whale]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/100108-girls-first-time.html

sometimes I wish my dentist was a virgin!

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

so you could penetrate him and make him feel special?

 

[flying_whale]

so you could penetrate him and make him feel special?

that and I would also like to see some blood coming out of him

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

ever since i was little, ive always hated my dentists. i remember one of them threatening to smack me.

and the last 2 were just inept and made it hurt like hell when they were filling in cavities

 

[flying_whale]

i hated them too! My dentist was threatening me with an injection in my ass. He would always have his big syringe loaded!
wait what?

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

that's good, just let it all out *hugs you and rubs your back*

*starts rubbing your butt*

... wait, what?

 

[flying_whale]

that's good, just let it all out *hugs you and rubs your back*

*starts rubbing your butt*

... wait, what?

are you majoring in oral medicine?
if not, please do! I would like to be the first patient to experience the sixteen utensils you have

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

they can be used on more than just your teeth...

 

[JenniferGentle]

Not being ready for the picture and smiling like a loser and a nerd in front of the... oh so cheesy lit christmas tree in NYC, oh so sexy:

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

aww, you guys look cute.