post your sexy pics here

[Captain Beard]

Looks ok to me. You need a fuller beard, however, the tiny chintuft ruins the image.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Looks ok to me. You need a fuller beard, however, the tiny chintuft ruins the image.

Unfortunately, I've not been blessed with such good beard genes as thee. I tried for a couple months, and failed .

 

[Captain Beard]

Mustache to add to it at least?

 

[ShadowsWithin]

mine came in red so I IMMEDIATELY shaved it off

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Mustache to add to it at least?

came in blonde. looked pubescent. i think what im gonna do is to keep growin in this thing till its of decent length. i admit it does look pussyish as of this moment, but given time i think it will look hevvy mettuls.

 

[Calamitas1786]

mine came in red so I IMMEDIATELY shaved it off

looks like you've come down with Gingervitis.

 

[flying_whale]

it looks good Max, but i think it would look better clean shaven on you.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You may be right.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

NL cut his hair, omg!!

 

[Captain Beard]

There's a thread filled with pictures of it somewhere down the list.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

where?




(link)

 

[Captain Beard]

http://www.ultimatemetal.com/forum/nevermore/376873-hairstyle-thoughts.html

 

[Dead_Lioness]

got it, I was just being lazy

 

[Jace_Mereel]

You may be right.

Pishposh. I like it the way it is.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Yaaay Tantric.

Violin guy was insanely drunk. We lol'd had his inability to act normal.

Then we made him leave because he spilled everything.

 

[Calamitas1786]

lol, groupie

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Was he like "why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up?"

 

[Jace_Mereel]

I think I lucked out in that I was the only girl up there that that wasn't 5 feet tall and 50 years old as all the others my age either left or were drunk and hanging on not-the-band.

I asked Kevin, the drummer guy on the left, how he stays in shape. He said sex. I asked if he had anything more... practical or readily available. He thought for a moment and said sex. He said that since it's only a 3 minute work out, it's pretty darn practical for him. *shrug* Then they'd make fun of my belt saying it's my bed-post notches.

 

[Calamitas1786]

Was he like "why dont you sit on my lap and we'll talk about whatever pops up?"

I'll be using this in the near future.

 

[Jace_Mereel]

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