post your sexy pics here

[PsycRoxXptic]

@Jace_mereel: thanks haha.. found that in my camera, I was a little pissed off


lol, what do you all have against french canadians..

 

[Captain Beard]

IRL, nothing. The ones who visit this board are usually pricks. Except Fred, he's a hairy slab of man beef that's welcome to come back whenever he likes.

 

[Lunar Still]

Yes, Fred rules. He kills toilet paper, and stole from the gods the secrets of beer coffee.

 

[Chromatose]

His beard is mightier than Chuck Norris' and Jesus' beards combined.

 

[neal]

yes, his beard rules not only the high seas, but also the land and skies! he is: COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF BEARD

 

[Captain Beard]

God-Beard*

 

[neal]

thats too far. what about these guys?

or this young chap?

 

[Captain Beard]

Funny thing, the guy with no beard in ZZ Top is named Frank Beard.

 

[PsycRoxXptic]

Wow, he's very worshipped haha

 

[neal]

Funny thing, the guy with no beard in ZZ Top is named Frank Beard.

which i would hope everyone already knows!

 

[Captain Beard]

Many do not, it is sad.

 

[Chromatose]

He once punched a hole in a cow just to see who was coming up the road.

 

[neal]

Many do not, it is sad.

damn kids today got no respect!

 

[AsModEe]

IRL, nothing. The ones who visit this board are usually pricks. Except Fred, he's a hairy slab of man beef that's welcome to come back whenever he likes.

now now, I've been at a congress getting drunk all weekend, and when I come back I get this?? Kids these days don't know how to show respect.

edit: Damn you Neal

 

[Chromatose]

Did I ever tell you about the time Fred was in a production of, 'The King & I?' On opening night, he chloroforms the entire cast and slowly eats them in front of the audience for two hours. The production got pretty good reviews.

 

[neal]

Did I ever tell you about the time Fred took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can't find one. Finally Fred takes me to a vacant lot and says, 'Here we are.' We sat there for a year and a half — until sure enough, someone constructs a bar around us. Well, the day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Fred yelled over the roar of the flames, 'Always leave things the way you found 'em!'

 

[Chromatose]

Fred got his girlfriend pregnant, and she gave birth to a delicious 16 oz. steak. The afterbirth was sautéed mushrooms.

 

[Lunar Still]

Fred once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!

 

[neal]

We once had a bachelor party for Fred. He ate the entire cake before we could tell him there was a stripper in it!

 

[Lunar Still]

Fred's family crest is a picture of a barracuda eating Neil Armstrong!