post your sexy pics here

Yes, my evil scheme is to observe every sex act in the world by being behind a couch or window bushes while wearing my Barmah ha-hahahaha just kidding. I meant I was going to hire someone to trim them, yeah. In five days. *coughs*

Oh hey David!! Derick prolly told you already but you're going to have to make some changes in your dining schedule, as the Meridian Room has RE-OPENED!!! :kickass:
 
Oh hey David!! Derick prolly told you already but you're going to have to make some changes in your dining schedule, as the Meridian Room has RE-OPENED!!! :kickass:
He told me, and I promptly shat myself so violently that it blew my pants apart and killed the old woman next door through blunt force trauma. I removed Flying Saucer from my list and added Meridian. Yay sweet tater fries and blue cheese burger!
 
He told me, and I promptly shat myself so violently that it blew my pants apart and killed the old woman next door through blunt force trauma. I removed Flying Saucer from my list and added Meridian. Yay sweet tater fries and blue cheese burger!

:lol: awesome!

Cara I'm too lazy to go back and find it to quote, but that Christmas pic you posted was totally hot! :kickass:

why thank you :Saint:
 
I'd never become an evil despot with naked photos of my fat ass flying about. I'd have to kill everyone who saw it. And then their families for good measure.