Captain Beard
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- Sep 6, 2001
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Blue one. What's this about being naked now?
Photos please.Being naked is like lingerie, I have no need for it. I shower in clothes.
Being naked is like lingerie, I have no need for it. I shower in clothes.

ADVENTURES IN DRESS SHOPPING! I have to be the model for my mom cuz of the limited dress sizes at the store. I wanted to take the blue one home with me.
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The black lady there was entertained by my tooshie.
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Not as booty-licious but I still liked it.
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Mom ended up not picking any of those. But at least found one she did like and fit her really well.