Captain Beard
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- Sep 6, 2001
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sexy birthday cake
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I'm oooooooold
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Blitz grows tired of birthday celebrations
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I didn't know Vito's was so Italian they had a vomitorium in the back or I would have!
The world is your vomitorium.
I tend to only follow that rule when in front of the Vatican.
Joe, this isn't chemical straightening it's called "relaxing". If It doesn't work, I'm shaving my head. I'm tired of having my hair tied back 80% of the time. I don't want perfection, just to be able to wear my hair down in public without using something to ease it down would be nice. Frizz I can deal with, I just need straightness. The girls tell me I can wash my hair all I want, and considering some of them have my pals hair it's bound to work.
And to the people that think it's funny I label myself viking, I'll continue to do so and I'll call myself a viking right to your fucking face at a concert and you won't do shit. Most of the ones laughing are short and fat anyway.
Dove is expensive but totally worth it.
You do whatever the fuck you want, Jon, don't let anyone tell you what to do or crush your spirit.