post your sexy pics here

[Lordlucid]

No, I wouldn't, that's exactly what I'm talking about.

I don't think I'm getting what you're saying. You'd put up a stripper pole so a womang could dance for you and not give her money.

well, yeah like I said above: who doesn't look at beautiful women?!?!
I've been to a few strip clubs, lotsa fun, but dammit the strippers are so dumb

I met a stripper who was making the big bucks so she could pay for her college education. I think she wanted to become an R.N. Somewhere along that line. Most strip because they don't have any job skills other than selling their bodies in the non-hookerish way. Thats my assumption anyway.

 

[Shpongled]

You'd put up a stripper pole so a womang could dance for you and not give her money.

No, I wouldn't. I'm just saying that's a better idea than going to waste money at a strip club. If I had a stripper pole in my living room, and whoever was over wanted to give it a go, then by all means... go for it. I'll watch. Hell, I'd even dole out a couple bucks if I had it on me.

The difference being I'd know the person and we'd be playing around in complete privacy. I would not be hanging around with a bunch of strangers I've never met, blowing my money on strippers that only pretend to give a shit about me. Nor would I "hire" anyone to come over and use it.

 

[Captain Beard]

I don't think I'm getting what you're saying. You'd put up a stripper pole so a womang could dance for you and not give her money.




I met a stripper who was making the big bucks so she could pay for her college education. I think she wanted to become an R.N. Somewhere along that line. Most strip because they don't have any job skills other than selling their bodies in the non-hookerish way. Thats my assumption anyway.

Good luck being an RN if they found out you stripped.

 

[Lord Foul]

I said I don't want to go to strip clubs because they're a waste of money. If I had one in my living room it wouldn't cost me anything (yes, I know it would require costs to set up) and I would have sole discretion of who used it.

That sounds much better than wasting money to get boners with other dudes.

Look Kev, I know you're awesome and all, but do you have to rub it in that you are so awesome that women would dance at your private club for free? The rest of us are merely mortals.

who doesn't like to look at hot women. I just prefer them not speaking to me.

True of all women, not just strippers.

Which is why the gag was invented

 

[Shpongled]

Look Kev, I know you're awesome and all, but do you have to rub it in that you are so awesome that women would dance at your private club for free? The rest of us are merely mortals.

You know what would really kick ass? If that were true

 

[Lord Foul]

If you build it, they will come.

 

[Captain Beard]

If you build it, they will come.

Hmm, going to need pole disinfectant then.

 

[Lord Foul]

Well that's just good common sense, else you get that "snail trail" look going after a while.

 

[Shpongled]

My stripper pole would be reflective and I would post SO MANY mirror pics from it!

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

You'd have to polish it frequently to keep it reflective. Yeah, you polish that pole. Polish it nice and good.

 

[Lord Foul]

And now we know what Max would do, had he a stripper pole.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yer mum

 

[Super Mahrio]

Whoa! Thats kinda awesome!

 

[azal]

my friends went to strip clubs a lot in high school/college, I wasted my money in CD stores instead.

 

[El Stormo]

Just chiming in to say I agree with Kevin about strip clubs completely and that

you are wearing way too many clothes

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

Mailman made me happy today.

 

[Chromatose]

HEY now you have like 5 root shirts and I don't have a single one!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

This is my only legitimate one though!

Order one!

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

lol
slap a bitch

 

[Super Mahrio]

Om nom nom! Cara! <3