Postal

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Postal 2. What a fucking awesome game. Sickest crap I've seen on a video game yet. You're this psycho in a small town and you have such a wide variety of options to kill and humiliate every sane person there is. You can go around with a shotgun blowing people to bits, hitting them with a shovel and dismembering them, pissing on them and making them throw up, setting them on fire and then pissing on them to extinguish them... Play soccer with their heads, give their heads to your dog so he can play with them... You can even pick up cats, shove your machine gun in their asses and use them as silencers. Hahaha... Kill cops, black people, arabs, rednecks, patriotic businessmen, punk chicks, catholic schoolgirls, everyfuckingbody. And if you get bored you can commit suicide by sticking a grenade in your mouth and blowing yourself to hell. Two thumbs up. As brutal as it gets.
 
Umm well if you have a fast internet connection you can find the demo at http://www.gopostal.com/postal2/demo.htm

I'm downloading the full version off of edonkey... I'm guessing you can buy it at stores too... After a while I think they banned the first one though and you couldn't buy it anymore so I don't know what they're gonna do with Postal 2.
 
That sounds like fun! I'm gonna download too! Been a while since I went on a good ol' killing spree!
 
Me again! Annoying Internet Explorer!! Keeps logging me off for no reason!
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Yeah I suppose you would like it NoLordy. You like shovels right? Yeah now you can decapitate people using a shovel. Kinda sucks though that you can only chop a person's head off and not his arms or legs but hey a head's enough. Plus what's great is that the people obey the laws of physics. You can kick the corpses around and it appears very natural, with their legs and arms moving accordingly. You can kick em down the stairs and they'll roll just as you'd expect a body to roll, it's great. Plus you can get a stun gun and zap them and they'll fall down and curl up and piss themselves, it's awesome.
 
eDonkey is basically like Kazaa but more sophisticated and a bit less user-friendly. eDonkey is made up of two things: Overnet, which is basically a system like Kazaa with users sharing files freely and the original eDonkey which is server based and you have to connect to a certain server to download files from other users that are on the same server.
Either way it operates in the same way as Kazaa except that most of the servers and the users of eDonkey are in Europe, but it doesn't really matter if you're in Europe or wherever.
It has a shitload more files than Kazaa could ever dream of. Plus there's the website www.sharereactor.com where you can find a whole bunch of crap that are on eDonkey: music albums, dvd rips, games, porn movies, whatever.
eDonkey generally isn't as fast as Kazaa but it has a lot more stuff and it's worth it.
Check the website here www.edonkey2000.com and it's good to read the documentation before you use it. If you have questions or whatever just ask.
 
I didn't do a search on eDonkey for the game, I just went through sharereactor. The file I'm downloading is called Postal_2-FAiRLiGHT.ShareReactor.bin and it's 718.77 mb

It's good to go through sharereactor cause the files are tested and everything and reliable. If you go there and go to games and search for Postal 2, it'll give you the links to the files you need, the .bin file and the .cue file. Just have eDonkey running and click on those links and it'll automatically transfer the links to eDonkey and you'll start downloading the files.

Otherwise just do a search on eDonkey for Postal 2 and download the file I mentioned above, the Postal_2-FAiRLiGHT.ShareReactor.bin and the Postal_2-FAiRLiGHT.ShareReactor.cue
 
The epidimy of Fun-With-Violence Video games. I laughed my ass off while mutilating bodies for hours while getting drunk. It dosent get much better than this.
 
man, this type of shit exists and here I am WITH A NON WORKING GAY INTERNET THATS GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY GAY.

and I juust got a mosquito bite on my hand, FUCK.
 
Virtual panties... I just got done messing around with her and as you can see she was a virgin. Hahaha ok maybe that's a bit too fucked up.

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