That was us in the photo pit, we yelled "Bye Bye Beautiful" Marco looked down saw who it was and said "you got the wrong Band",
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That was us in the photo pit, we yelled "Bye Bye Beautiful" Marco looked down saw who it was and said "you got the wrong Band",
AMBR
Metal Grandma
Yes, that totally did happen.
Unnamed band member, "Age doesn't matter. Let's go back to my hotel when you get off."
Bartender, "No!"
UBM, "You suck."
That guy needs to work on his technique.
GoRillaBoy76
you can call me RRrrr!!
- Aug 22, 2008
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compurocker
rocking out
I can understand how that may have come across as funny with no context, but I was right behind it. Nathan said the first line (he was being funny) from in front of the barrier. And someone we'll call Mr. Grumpypants right in front of me (about three people back from the barrier, center) said the second line.
Through the first few songs Mr. Grumpypants continued to count Michael's mistakes (conveniently ignoring mistakes made by the permanent members of the band), repeatedly gave Michael the finger and some sort of little dainty hand maneuver which I wasn't sure about, as well as made disparaging comments to him.
A few of us made some comments of our own and finally Mr. Grumpypants' better half convinced him that the two of them should leave. The next day I ran into Michael and he thanked me for my part in getting rid of that guy. lol
Wow. I missed that from my spot on the rail (outside of the We love you Roy/Roy's not here). Totally uncalled for.
JenniferLynn
AKA Irish
I hadn't heard about that at all... If I had been there I would've verbally assaulted that guy to the point of him questioning his own existance then given him directions to the roof...
what a hemorrhoid
what a hemorrhoid
longshot9
Member
Nocturnal Rites singer when I yelled out to request "Eyes Of The Dead"... "I had eyes of the dead this morning!" something like that anyways 
General Zod - "I'm a blow job away from being a f@g" hahaha
General Zod - "I'm a blow job away from being a f@g" hahaha
While at lunch at the Vortex on Saturday....
Waitress: Do you want Tater Tots or Fries with that?
Bob: Are the Tater Tots baked or fried?
Waitress: They are fried.
Bob: Ok. I'll have the Fries.
Waitress: Do you want Tater Tots or Fries with that?
Bob: Are the Tater Tots baked or fried?
Waitress: They are fried.
Bob: Ok. I'll have the Fries.
sh0kr0k
Active Member
Nocturnal Rites singer about his new guitarist: "I'm twice his age.... fuck you!"
I think it was also Noc Rites, or maybe Oceans of Sadness, who got tongue-tied on a tricky song title and joked about it, "This next song is shfiwo fh-- *laughs and proceeds with intentional gibberish* You understand, yeah?"
Eventhough the context made it monumentally more funny, Jake yelling at the poor dog was one of the few things that kept me laughing for a good long time. Part of it was because up to that point he had shown us amazing talent, mild manners, and a humble appreciation for compliments. He was classy, cool, and calm, and then said exactly what we were all thinking. It echoed around the entire courtyard and you could hear half the crowd burst out in laughter. For some of us, it was an instant Quote of the Fest.
I think it was also Noc Rites, or maybe Oceans of Sadness, who got tongue-tied on a tricky song title and joked about it, "This next song is shfiwo fh-- *laughs and proceeds with intentional gibberish* You understand, yeah?"
Eventhough the context made it monumentally more funny, Jake yelling at the poor dog was one of the few things that kept me laughing for a good long time. Part of it was because up to that point he had shown us amazing talent, mild manners, and a humble appreciation for compliments. He was classy, cool, and calm, and then said exactly what we were all thinking. It echoed around the entire courtyard and you could hear half the crowd burst out in laughter. For some of us, it was an instant Quote of the Fest.
Andy Laudano
Member
Damn it Nathan you beat me to it! You suck!
The funniest thing is after he did that - the dog did stop barking ... for a while.
Metalmilitia2000
UM's Resident Asshole
freakchylde
PPUSA Driver o' Doom!!!!!
Me: If I find you bananas will you do it on stage?
Marco: Yes
Me: Glenn, Marco told me he'd do his "family value" skit on stage if I get him bananas.
Glenn: How much do you need?
Marco: Yes
Me: Glenn, Marco told me he'd do his "family value" skit on stage if I get him bananas.
Glenn: How much do you need?
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Backstage Saturday night - Oyvind of Illusion Suite
Oyvind: I have a gay cat. Or do you say, transgender, maybe?
Me: What?!
Oyvind: Yes, it's true. I got the kitten and it was a such sweet little girl. And then, few months later, something appears between its legs!!
Me: Oh my!
Oyvind: Yes, yes. His name is Opus. And he is mine.
Alicia (Dragongrrrl): Wow.
~Jen
Oyvind: I have a gay cat. Or do you say, transgender, maybe?
Me: What?!
Oyvind: Yes, it's true. I got the kitten and it was a such sweet little girl. And then, few months later, something appears between its legs!!
Me: Oh my!
Oyvind: Yes, yes. His name is Opus. And he is mine.
Alicia (Dragongrrrl): Wow.
~Jen
Arabianhazard
I, the Witchfinder.
Me, backstage, to Anonymous, WAY inebriated band member: "Hey man - you doing OK?"
Him: Yeah man.. f**king great. This festival kicks ass.
Me: Great to hear - you guys were fun and easy to work with. How are you liking the United States so far?
Him: F**king great - This festival kicks ass! (as I stifle a snicker).. You know what's great too? All we have talked about - everybody coming up to me this weekend - has been beer, pu**y, and music!
Him: Yeah man.. f**king great. This festival kicks ass.
Me: Great to hear - you guys were fun and easy to work with. How are you liking the United States so far?
Him: F**king great - This festival kicks ass! (as I stifle a snicker).. You know what's great too? All we have talked about - everybody coming up to me this weekend - has been beer, pu**y, and music!
...in the courtyard of the artmore celebrating birthdays...
(?) whose birthday is it?
(wayne) me, tammy, bobbie and andy
few mins later
(?) whose birthday is it?
(wayne) 1, 2, 3 and andy
(me) wayne, that makes 4...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
marco-
'it's only good if it sucks'
(?) whose birthday is it?
(wayne) me, tammy, bobbie and andy
few mins later
(?) whose birthday is it?
(wayne) 1, 2, 3 and andy
(me) wayne, that makes 4...
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
marco-
'it's only good if it sucks'
J-Dubya 777
It NEVER ends
Like there was ANY doubt! LOL!
I think I witnessed this. Tommy to the rescue!
PM me or something, I need to know who this was, he's my new hero!
Metalmilitia2000
UM's Resident Asshole
Like there was ANY doubt! LOL!
Rofl! It was nice to hang out a bit this weekend. Shoot a raccoon for me too!
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