PP XII quotes

[Metalmilitia2000]

Ok, so Saturday night, there were several of us from the Nightmare crew riding back to the hotel in the van. The van was packed with the remaining bit of our merch that we were taking back with us, along with Lance, J-man and his wife, Sherry, Todd, and Todd's brother in law (who I cannot remember the name of, goddammit I'm terrible with names). We were all tired as hell, especially me since I had about 15 hours of sleep at this point since Wednesday and was delirious as well as quite hyper... (funny how that worked with my being extremely tired :/ ) We were pulling out of the underground parking garage of Center Stage and I was just being a genuine little son of a bitch, being loud and laughing and such. John turned around (he was driving) and screamed as loudly as he could at me that everyone's lives were in his hands and that he was trying to concentrate on driving. I immediately shut up while everyone else was snickering (I was desperately trying not to). Todd's brother in law started whispering to me saying something and I turned around and whispered back
"I'm in time out, I can't talk."
EVERYONE in the van roared in laughter, most notably at my expense, and we were crying all the way back to the hotel. What was perfect, was about 5 minutes after that, we had kind of stopped laughing and John took this hard turn, when we heard Todd mutter,
"Ow! My colon!"
The boxes had toppled over on him. Forget about it, we laughed so goddamn hard that John almost had to pull over because he was laughing too. You would have thought we were drunk, we weren't... :/

 

[Thorn23TX]

Ok, so Saturday night, there were several of us from the Nightmare crew riding back to the hotel in the van. The van was packed with the remaining bit of our merch that we were taking back with us, along with Lance, J-man and his wife, Sherry, Todd, and Todd's brother in law (who I cannot remember the name of, goddammit I'm terrible with names). We were all tired as hell, especially me since I had about 15 hours of sleep at this point since Wednesday and was delirious as well as quite hyper... (funny how that worked with my being extremely tired :/ ) We were pulling out of the underground parking garage of Center Stage and I was just being a genuine little son of a bitch, being loud and laughing and such. John turned around (he was driving) and screamed as loudly as he could at me that everyone's lives were in his hands and that he was trying to concentrate on driving. I immediately shut up while everyone else was snickering (I was desperately trying not to). Todd's brother in law started whispering to me saying something and I turned around and whispered back
"I'm in time out, I can't talk."
EVERYONE in the van roared in laughter, most notably at my expense, and we were crying all the way back to the hotel. What was perfect, was about 5 minutes after that, we had kind of stopped laughing and John took this hard turn, when we heard Todd mutter,
"Ow! My colon!"
The boxes had toppled over on him. Forget about it, we laughed so goddamn hard that John almost had to pull over because he was laughing too. You would have thought we were drunk, we weren't... :/

That was a darn fun(ny) ride home after a very long few days. By the way, my Brother In Law's name is Judd (Like Judd Nelson, but not quite as Breakfast Clubish,) and I seriously thought he was going to pass out from laughing so hard at your "I'm in time out" comment.

 

[J-Man]

Ok, so Saturday night, there were several of us from the Nightmare crew riding back to the hotel in the van. The van was packed with the remaining bit of our merch that we were taking back with us, along with Lance, J-man and his wife, Sherry, Todd, and Todd's brother in law (who I cannot remember the name of, goddammit I'm terrible with names). We were all tired as hell, especially me since I had about 15 hours of sleep at this point since Wednesday and was delirious as well as quite hyper... (funny how that worked with my being extremely tired :/ ) We were pulling out of the underground parking garage of Center Stage and I was just being a genuine little son of a bitch, being loud and laughing and such. John turned around (he was driving) and screamed as loudly as he could at me that everyone's lives were in his hands and that he was trying to concentrate on driving. I immediately shut up while everyone else was snickering (I was desperately trying not to). Todd's brother in law started whispering to me saying something and I turned around and whispered back
"I'm in time out, I can't talk."
EVERYONE in the van roared in laughter, most notably at my expense, and we were crying all the way back to the hotel. What was perfect, was about 5 minutes after that, we had kind of stopped laughing and John took this hard turn, when we heard Todd mutter,
"Ow! My colon!"
The boxes had toppled over on him. Forget about it, we laughed so goddamn hard that John almost had to pull over because he was laughing too. You would have thought we were drunk, we weren't... :/

That had to be the funniest ride in a van I had every had, plus after I yelled at Brent, it was so hard to keep a straight face and keep from laughing. It was one of the funniest memories I have ever had at progpower.

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

That was a darn fun(ny) ride home after a very long few days. By the way, my Brother In Law's name is Judd (Like Judd Nelson, but not quite as Breakfast Clubish,) and I seriously thought he was going to pass out from laughing so hard at your "I'm in time out" comment.

Thanks, again, I'm terrible with names... :/

 

[sava_freak]

I got 3

1) ME "Progpower is not a sprint, its a marathon"

2) conversation at Seventh Wonder Gold BAdge set
-Photographer(i FOrget his name)-So you like the new Hammerfall Album
-SwordLord-it's so gay, and if I say its gay..its gay, cause I listen to some gay shit

3) again at the Seventh Wonder gold badge set
-Photographer again-so when do you ever think you will stop going to concerts and progpower, etc
-Swordlord-NEVER, I am going to be like 65, with a cane and shit.
-ME-well I hope by then you get osteoporosis, so people can finanally see over you

 

[SkiBumMSP]

"Buy 4 Halycon Way cd's and you will have a complete set of coasters for your table, or if the table is wobbly you can use them to balance the table".

That was funny.

That was in response to a joke I made to one of the members of Halcyon Way about buying the new album as I needed some new coasters.

BTW, got the album in question on now and it friggan KICKS!!!

 

[Metalmilitia2000]

That was funny.

That was in response to a joke I made to one of the members of Halcyon Way about buying the new album as I needed some new coasters.

BTW, got the album in question on now and it friggan KICKS!!!

I completely agree man! I listened to it last night and it smokes!

 

[JenniferLynn]

I got 3

1) ME "Progpower is not a sprint, its a marathon"

2) conversation at Seventh Wonder Gold BAdge set
-Photographer(i FOrget his name)-So you like the new Hammerfall Album
-SwordLord-it's so gay, and if I say its gay..its gay, cause I listen to some gay shit

3) again at the Seventh Wonder gold badge set
-Photographer again-so when do you ever think you will stop going to concerts and progpower, etc
-Swordlord-NEVER, I am going to be like 65, with a cane and shit.
-ME-well I hope by then you get osteoporosis, so people can finanally see over you

Ok all of the posts are great but I laughed so freakin hard reading both of these.... Insta-classics!!!

 

[OrbWeaver]

Me: "Shaye, how much do you love drinkin'?"
Shaye: (voice going up in octaves, progressively) "As much as I LOVE THAT SANCTUARY IS PLAYING NEXT YEAR!!!"


Me: (After a photo with Frederick, from HF) That's a good picture!
Frederick: Of you.
Me: Naw, we're both good looking people. We look good in this picture!

Su: If you don't have boobs...GET OFF OF THE STAIRS!!!

 

[jaimek]

If I started quoting Shaye, I'd be here all night. She dropped a lot of gems out on the sidewalk Saturday night.

 

[OrbWeaver]

If I started quoting Shaye, I'd be here all night. She dropped a lot of gems out on the sidewalk Saturday night.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Yes. Yes she did.

 

[Yippee38]

Me: "Shaye, how much do you love drinkin'?"
Shaye: (voice going up in octaves, progressively) "As much as I LOVE THAT SANCTU-FUCKING-ARY IS PLAYING NEXT YEAR!!!"

Fixed.

 

[mloanna]

Yelled by the blonde bartender in the vendor room Saturday night: "Chicken "Fuckin" sandwich for....uh...some Scandinavian name!!!"

I heard that too.

 

[Andy Laudano]

Ok, so Saturday night, there were several of us from the Nightmare crew riding back to the hotel in the van. The van was packed with the remaining bit of our merch that we were taking back with us, along with Lance, J-man and his wife, Sherry, Todd, and Todd's brother in law (who I cannot remember the name of, goddammit I'm terrible with names). We were all tired as hell, especially me since I had about 15 hours of sleep at this point since Wednesday and was delirious as well as quite hyper... (funny how that worked with my being extremely tired :/ ) We were pulling out of the underground parking garage of Center Stage and I was just being a genuine little son of a bitch, being loud and laughing and such. John turned around (he was driving) and screamed as loudly as he could at me that everyone's lives were in his hands and that he was trying to concentrate on driving. I immediately shut up while everyone else was snickering (I was desperately trying not to). Todd's brother in law started whispering to me saying something and I turned around and whispered back
"I'm in time out, I can't talk."
EVERYONE in the van roared in laughter, most notably at my expense, and we were crying all the way back to the hotel. What was perfect, was about 5 minutes after that, we had kind of stopped laughing and John took this hard turn, when we heard Todd mutter,
"Ow! My colon!"
The boxes had toppled over on him. Forget about it, we laughed so goddamn hard that John almost had to pull over because he was laughing too. You would have thought we were drunk, we weren't... :/

DAMN I wish I had been there for that ride! I'm laughing my ass off writing this!

 

[Andy Laudano]

I got 3

1) ME "Progpower is not a sprint, its a marathon"

2) conversation at Seventh Wonder Gold BAdge set
-Photographer(i FOrget his name)-So you like the new Hammerfall Album
-SwordLord-it's so gay, and if I say its gay..its gay, cause I listen to some gay shit

3) again at the Seventh Wonder gold badge set
-Photographer again-so when do you ever think you will stop going to concerts and progpower, etc
-Swordlord-NEVER, I am going to be like 65, with a cane and shit.
-ME-well I hope by then you get osteoporosis, so people can finanally see over you

The photographer was me and that was pretty funny!

 

[shreddy]

Every other person in the venue to me "Why did you leave DT?"

 

[templeofmax]

That was classic!!! A perfect way to wrap up a weekend

I think one of my faves: just before Kamelot set -
"We love you Roy!!"
"Roy's not here!!"

Seeing lots of Seventh Wonder quotes - those guys were a trip and a half.. I laughed so hard with them at so many things Saturday night/ morning...

Was the fountain thing Seventh wonder? what happened?

 

[Met-Al]

I'm personally fond of Glenn's quote from Saturday:

"I still don't know what the fuck Arcturus is."


Stay metal. Never rust.
Albert

 

[templeofmax]

I'm personally fond of Glenn's quote from Saturday:

"I still don't know what the fuck Arcturus is."


Stay metal. Never rust.
Albert

did he say that over the P.A.??

 

[OrbWeaver]

Met-Al, to Jen: No homo, but I want to have your husband's baby.