Ladies and gentlemen I would like to confess my addiction to work.
Work has stunted my mental capacity. It has rendered me unto a rock's capacity for logic and reason. It has provided a false sense of hope and luxury for so many years now. It has deluded my visions. It has corrupted my coherence. It has fucked up my previous post in this thread.
Therefore, I shall work no longer. I shall wander in hopelessness, and pray to the heathen gods that I may remember how to operate my vehicle, and find my way home. Perhaps, you all will find the kindness in your hearts, to forgive my insolence and apparent conditional retardation.
If you never hear from me again, think kindly of me. For I go to a better place. A land of peace. A realm of love and life.
A land where refrigerators have beer.
Fare thee well.
Who wants a Coors?