preppy... you would be so proud of my wife...

A fourth cheer from me. I have a story about a recent time I rescued an animal:

I saved a turtle that was stuck in the middle of the road near my mom's house. It was lumbering in the middle of a fairly busy street. It peed on me - probably out of fear - when I picked it up to move it to a safer location. I harbor no resentment whatsoever towards the turtle.
 
three cheers for nagle and steph!

one time our buddy andrew (ex-Maudlin) rescued a bee from drowning by catching it in a nearly-empty rolling rock bottle. the guy was so hammered when he got to land that he stumbled around and fell of a rock! funnest time I've ever had with a bee.
 
Originally posted by the_preppy
seipp tell your friend i am now not speaking to him ever. and his kids are gonna be born with flippers.

like this:
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Oh my gawd, are you going to sneak thalidomide into my wife's pickle ice cream? YOU MONSTER!

Well, I've read Vonnegut's "Galapagos". Maybe flipper babies are the wave of the future.
 
Twice in a two-week period, what authorities believe to be the same yearling bear was roughed up by tourists in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park in Tennessee because each time he had a fawn in his grasp and was about to have dinner. Floridian Michael Shaw, 38, was charged by park rangers with interfering with wildlife for kicking and roughing up the bear (even though he insisted that saving the deer was the right thing to do), and in the second attack on July 7, a group of visitors drove the bear away by pelting him with rocks (until an animal researcher in the group explained to them the way nature works). [Orlando Sentinel-AP, 7-12-02]

http://www.newsoftheweird.com/