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I had a friend in High School who had the most bizarre method of eating soft pretzels I've ever seen. He make a small incision somewhere on the pretzel, then he'd peel off the crust like an orange peel and eat it (or sometimes he'd give it away), so he'd be left with the white part, which he would press into a ball and eat like a tiny apple. I asked him about why he did it like that once, and he said "It's the inner bread I desire".
hahaha im definetly gonna start doing that when i eat pretzels in public