OKay, I thought you guys would get a kick out of my sheer and utter stupidity... yesterday I was trying to print something out, and my printer made the funky ass noise, and said there was a paper jam. Well that's all well and dandy, but THERE WAS NO F'N PAPER IN THE PRINTER! After about 10 tries I decided to take it apart, and removed the rear bay door to find...a heinekin bottle cap lodged in the roller assembly. Man, I'm glad I didn't call tech support on that one. The moral of the story is after about 5 beers, stay AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER.