Put the sexiest pizza topping IN THIS THREAD

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SO far I have:
Hot Peppers
Grilled Salmon (chromatosy)
Sardiens (sp?)


Bacon is NOT an option. Goddammit.
 
We just got a pineapple suggestion!

(remember, this is a MAINLY SUPERFICIAL thing)
 
...unless taco is a topping but I find this unacceptable and slightly offensive. But only slighty, so I will continue to live life to its fullest and enjoy it equally and sauter your fucking eyes if I am disobeyed.
 
Reason is for posers.
People with reason are posers.
People without reason are posers.

People that post choices that are acceptable by my standards are "superspiffycute"!
 
...FORRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!
 
yeah it's so fab/great to have pizza at 1am
remember the mozzarella (diet)

I like making my own if i get the chance with capascium, anchovies, tomato paste, salami, etc

wash it down with a ice cold pilsner beer

no pineapple bu they its cool to have and bacon shite if you really want to be australian mate.
 
! tablespoon of oliveoil in a bowl.
Add Mushrooms, onions, red and green peppers, garlic, artichokes, some corn, dash of salt and crushed black pepper and hustle it gently.
Put it on the pizza and top that with oregano.
Then add some tuna or anything else you'd like.
Cover that with tomatoslices.
Top that with as much grated cheese as you like (Mozarella and Gorgonzola are the sexiest i can think of but any cheese will do).
And last but definately not least:
fresh basil for the finishing touch.

Wash away with a good red wine (i recommend an australian Shiraz!!) and some olives. For the real kitchenjunks:
A salade, dressed in Balsamico-vinegar will do the trick! ;)

Bon Appetit! Enjoy your meal! Selamat Makan! Eet Smakelijk!
 
EEEEW!!!!
sardines on a pizza?!
man, if there's anything I hate on pizzas is FISH.
(and I happen to love FISH mind you)



my toppings have one simple rule....
"there could never be enough cheese"
I go with cheddar, feta, fontina, ricota and so on...

my favorite pizza though is Feta, spinage and chicken
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm X 100000
 
It is an erotic adventure with a male bacon protagonist. The love interest is shaping up to be pineapple or cloved SOMETHING.
I fancy the idea of lusting after sweet cloves.
Salmon also looks inspirational-y sexy.

I was told cloved oranges are unacceptable on pizza and I will allowed this. Begrudgingly.
 
cloved apples?

maybe with some walnuts or hazelnuts

and you'll need a few crumbles of a strong cheese around.. gorgonzola perhaps