Putting dog to sleep tonight

[Nightshade]

Poor little muffin. I'm sorry, Will.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

if they used reasoning like that i'd think varg would've been put down looong ago.

i liked koko

 

[Will @ work]

..long ago? varg is a LITTLE over a year old. he doesnt shit and piss in the house. hell, he didn't even do it that much when we were training him

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

yeah but he's still big and ugly and destroys stuff. i just liked koko better.

 

[Will @ work]

yeah... Koko ruled. as did Rinny. oh well. as Carlin said... life is a series of dogs.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

i think i'd only like varg if you could teach him how to use racial slurs like the parrots do

 

[Malergion]

i think i'd only like varg if you could teach him how to use racial slurs like the parrots do

You have to record that.

 

[Captain Beard]

in VIDEO.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

he said that one of his mom's parrots says "my pals!" all the time now. like, when she's on the phone, people on the other end can hear it very clearly.

 

[Captain Beard]

Surprised they don't kill and eat it.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

he apparently has a family history involving birds and racism. when will's dad was younger, he had a pet crow he called jimmy. his father shot it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Why did he hate Jim Crow?

 

[Will @ work]

He didn't shoot it.... ok. here's the story:

The crow wasn't a "pet", but it lingered around the yard for a long time so they'd feed it and such. My grandfather used to work on cars, and when he'd do this, he'd take his rings and watches off... they'd start disappearing randomly, along with the nuts and bolts from the car. A while later, my grandfather knocked down a rusted pole int he backyard and all of the missing things spilled out. My grandfather had enough and grabbed the crow, drove a while away with it, and left it. He got back, and it was sitting on the gate to the yard. He grabbed 2 things:

1. Bird
2. Hatchet

You do the math.

I saw him slaughter a turtle for snapper soup.

 

[azal]

putting down dogs is the worst.

 

[Dead_Lioness]

yeah... Koko ruled. as did Rinny. oh well. as Carlin said... life is a series of dogs.

He also has one of my favorite, and saddest quote too :

"A pet is a tragedy waiting to happen"

 

[Det Som Engang Var]

Sad but true

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

He didn't shoot it.... ok. here's the story:

The crow wasn't a "pet", but it lingered around the yard for a long time so they'd feed it and such. My grandfather used to work on cars, and when he'd do this, he'd take his rings and watches off... they'd start disappearing randomly, along with the nuts and bolts from the car. A while later, my grandfather knocked down a rusted pole int he backyard and all of the missing things spilled out. My grandfather had enough and grabbed the crow, drove a while away with it, and left it. He got back, and it was sitting on the gate to the yard. He grabbed 2 things:

1. Bird
2. Hatchet

You do the math.

I saw him slaughter a turtle for snapper soup.

and your dad drowned a kitten!!

 

[Captain Beard]

Farm folks do that.

 

[Chromatose]

They were helping control the pet population before Bob Barker made it in style.

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

too bad will's mom didnt get her tubes tied to control the bozarth population! zing!