Q: what do you call a mummy who wins the lottery?

[goatschool]

A: A LUCKY STIFF!

 

[goatschool]

Q: why was the mummy so tense?

A: HE WAS ALL WOUND UP!

 

[minxnim]

!!!!!!!

 

[goatschool]

Q: what's a mummy's favorite form of music??

A: WRAP!!!!!

 

[XzanderX]

Q: what's a mummy's favorite form of food??

A: WRAPS!!!!! (haunted)

 

[FrostGiant]

Q: How do mummies hide?
A: They wear masking tape

 

[goatschool]

Q: what kind of girl does a mummy take on a date?

A: ANY OLD GIRL HE CAN DIG UP!

 

[deadair]

the pics are what are selling this thread

 

[goatschool]

Q: why are ancient egyptian children confused?

A: BECAUSE THEIR DADDIES WERE... MUMMIES!!!!

 

[goatschool]

Q: what did the sign on the ancient egyptian funeral home say?

A: SATISFACTION GUARANTEED OR 2x YOUR MUMMY BACK!

 

[FuSoYa]

haaha!

 

[goatschool]

OH, and:

Q:why did the mummy stop using the internet?

A: HE WAS GETTING FAR TOO WRAPPED UP IN IT!!

 

[goatschool]

 

[xfer]