Q. why do bees have sticky hair?

[minxnim]

A. because they have honeycombs!

 

[Firedwarf]

sounds like a popsicle joke.

 

[chupe666]

i'm thinking Bazooka Joe wrapper.

or you know a youngun'!

 

[minxnim]

actually my mom just called and told me that!

 

[chupe666]

sounds like my mom's sense of humor.
i'll send it to her. (but i won't take credit for making it up, k)

 

[minxnim]

Q. why are pianos hard to open?
A. the keys are inside!

you can take credit for it if you want! and this one too!

 

[xfer]

Q: Where do sheep go to get their wool cut?

A: The Baas-Baas! (sic)

 

[RealmArchitect]

q: why is six afraid of seven?
a: because seven eight ( ate ) nine!

this one is copywrited... ( not really )