long hair people...

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oh, greggg. :rolleyes:
 
My solution is to not cut my hair at all. The local barber wonders if I'm dead. Seriously, he asks my friends when they go for their own haircuts.
 
the only things really worse than a dude with garfunkel hair are:
- a really balding man with a pony tail (add a beret and it's times like, 100)
- a shaved head except for a rat tail
- man perms
- asian men with hair like a koosh ball
 
also i mean i am not sure but i think the more garfunkelish the hair, the more proportionally less likely you are to see a naked female.
 
cutting your own hair seems like the only way to go because you know exactly how you want it. if only you could see your own head well enough to do it...

...astral haircuts?
 
I cut my own hair usually.

Which is why I look like a dickhead most of the time.

Sometimes I'll get my mom to cut it.

Paying for a haircut seems criminal to me. That's like, two packs of smokes.