question: beards

[coelacanth_M]

hey, here's a super-hypothetical situation/question.

if some guy with a beard gave you head, and then the beard hairs got stuck in your vag, impregnating you with a beard baby (i guess a baby with hypertrichinosis), would that count as immaculate conception?

 

[Autumn Falls]

What the hell? Don't disrespect beards! They are the only thing keeping me from looking 12!

Brandon

 

[coelacanth_M]

i know i know!

i just changed it when i realized that about 325743895734853 people on this board probably have beards! oopsies!

 

[avi]

hmpf.

 

[FuSoYa]

i just changed it when i realized that about 325743895734853 people on this board probably have beards! oopsies!

hahahahaha!!!!

 

[minxnim]

i think i've stated my beard aversion before. beard babies would be ten times scarier than foot babies.

 

[GRIND.KILLED.EMO.]

vag

:masterbates furiously:

 

[coelacanth_M]

this thread totally went the wrong way.

 

[FuSoYa]

first funny G.K.E post ever

 

[NAD]

My girlfriend has never been impregnated by my beard, but maybe that's because it is merely a goatee, or a Van Dyke if you will.

EDIT: Nevermind, a Van Dyke is with the mustache thingy, I don't have that. Simply a goatee, nothing more.

 

[Ominous Luminous]

I can't grow facial hair!

 

[azal]

my beard looks like a vag.

 

[xfer]

i don't think you mean immaculate conception? the immaculate conception was the conception of Mary (in HER mother's womb) without original sin, not the conception of Jesus despite the absence of Josephsperm.

unless you mean to imply beard babies are utterly sinless. yuck.

 

[Josh Seipp]

uhh no not at all since there would be a perfectly good explanation for the baby

ps you are INSANE

 

[coelacanth_M]

oh, hmm.

alex, are you serious?
well, that's sort of embarrassing.

okay, i meant "virgin birth" then.
does it count as virgin beard baby birth?

 

[lizard]

my beard is incredibly virile and potent.

 

[FalseTodd]

Oh, Mia, I guess it's time we had a little talk about where babies come from.

You see, when a man and a woman love each other very much...

 

[coelacanth_M]

hahahaha!

shut.

anyway, you meant, "when a BEARDED man and a woman love each other very much..."

 

[FalseTodd]

Bearded men don't love.

 

[ImNoHippy]

Bearded men don't love.

ahem, bearded men can't love.

redbeards unite.