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ANd in case your life takes a turn for the worst, you've got a handy suicide set right in your bathroom.
I want the setup that Jerry has (big surprise there) but can't fork out the cash....too many other things I want more.
I also shave my man-parts much more regularly. Interestingly enough though, the wife doesn't notice or care and has actually asked me not to do that because it gets "scratchy down there on my bits". My response is to just shave even more often so there's never any stubble. I win.