Shaving habits

[Nico]

I have a 5 inch long, 1 inch wide scar on my leg from a biopsy gone awry. I have never seen so much incompetence in all my days. Doctors just arent as bright as you'de expect them to be, really they aren't. In long lost times of splendor , I was a wee lad, with thighs of thunder, and a heart of gold. Only a small circular cyst stood in my way of becoming a leg model. Quite naturally this was a grave ordeal to me, and those feelings of despair were magnified by the hands of a doctor who did not know how to use local anaesthetic, let alone properly suture a wound. So I layed there on that cold dreary table, with dread in my heart, and lifelessness in my hips. These hips don't lie! My tale of macabre was underway, as layers of flesh from bone were set asunder, in the same manner one would wish of Cara DeAngelis' paintings at the hands of a vandal with good taste. My limb was cauterized with wreckless abandon, as I whimpered like Dorian Gray on a snowy day. There was no remorse.

Several days later the 19 staples that called my appendage home were setting themselves free. Picture them as negars who were bound by shoddy chains. One after another, plof, plef, ping. I sat on the toilet, seat down, bracing what was once a cash cow enterprise, now nothing more than a disheveled dupe of a doctor's unknown disdain. I have yet to recover full sensation in the area, with all hope of it returning as probable as Tila Tequila finding her baby's father.

9 stars.

 

[Reign in Acai]

What does everyone think about the Gillette Fusion? I just had a brilliant close cut shave executed by triple blades that gently danced on my cheek like a snowflake in winter.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

sweet fucking christ

 

[lurch70]

What does everyone think about the Gillette Fusion? I just had a brilliant close cut shave executed by triple blades that gently danced on my cheek like a snowflake in winter.

awesome! ... I had a freebie show up in my mailbox more than six months ago and still did not change the original blade. But then again I only shave ocassionally ... but the fucker is great!

 

[Reign in Acai]

awesome! ... I had a freebie show up in my mailbox more than six months ago and still did not change the original blade. But then again I only shave ocassionally ... but the fucker is great!

What do you do to keep the blade from becoming a slip and slide for bacteria? Hydrogen peroxide is what I use, though I'm not quite sold on its effectiveness.

 

[lurch70]

What do you do to keep the blade from becoming a slip and slide for bacteria? Hydrogen peroxide is what I use, though I'm not quite sold on its effectiveness.

water

 

[KILL TULLY]

What does everyone think about the Gillette Fusion? I just had a brilliant close cut shave executed by triple blades that gently danced on my cheek like a snowflake in winter.

That's what I use, they issued them bitches at bootcamp, and I have to shave everyday to the skin. Works good. I use it to shave my head as well (ultra-lame btw), works good for that to.

Booooo shaving is fucking gay.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

my balls rule

 

[JayKeeley]

awesome! ... I had a freebie show up in my mailbox more than six months ago and still did not change the original blade. But then again I only shave ocassionally ... but the fucker is great!

jesus! what kind of spring chicken are you?

I use Mach 3 and go through a blade-set every 5 days. I shave every day.

It's so expensive though, so now I'm on schick disposables. Some king of shaves oil, cream, and a disposable blade, and I'm saving jew dollars for a roundtrip ticket to Harlem.

 

[unhinged]

shaving is for gays
christian gays
christian gays with aids n' that

 

[dorian gray]

I use a Mach 3 Turbo and I agree with Jay in that they are really expensive. Disposables tear my face up though so to hell with them.

 

[Climb Thar Hill]

It's nice not having to shave. I use a cheapo disposable razor to clean up my beard and balls

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

i'm going the nair route on my legs next time. tired of this itchy razor shit.

or maybe i should try NADS

 

[Susperia]

If you have sensitive skin I'd stay away from Nair. Even their "sensitive skin" version still gave me an awful rash and burned my skin.

But if you have a hearty layer of epidermis then go right ahead and slather on that Nair, whatever it is, I could never really figure it out, and let us know how it went!

 

[Reign in Acai]

Susperia, are you fully shaven, sporting a landing strip, or dawning a George W.?

You couldn't be fully shaven, since I feel that you're too classy to objectify yourself as a sex object by taking the bald clam under the sea route, not to mention you have sensitive skin. I would say that you have a burning bush, due to your feminist stylings that are exhibited within every post. But no, it couldn't be that simple, as you're a perplexing flower that would take any man a lifetime to unravel. So I'll venture down the middle road and say that you're lightly trimmed. Pruned like a rose in winter, to sprout two buds of beauty come spring.

 

[dorian gray]

holy shit

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

where does he get those wonderful toys?

 

[Demilich]

oh man

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

If you have sensitive skin I'd stay away from Nair. Even their "sensitive skin" version still gave me an awful rash and burned my skin.

But if you have a hearty layer of epidermis then go right ahead and slather on that Nair, whatever it is, I could never really figure it out, and let us know how it went!

nair's never really bothered my legs. i wouldn't try it in on other, ahem, areas, though! the stuff is indeed a bit caustic :zombie:

 

[Susperia]

I didn't apply it to my cooch if that's what you're thinking. :|

It is lethal no matter where I apply it.