Susperia, are you fully shaven, sporting a landing strip, or dawning a George W.?
You couldn't be fully shaven, since I feel that you're too classy to objectify yourself as a sex object by taking the bald clam under the sea route, not to mention you have sensitive skin. I would say that you have a burning bush, due to your feminist stylings that are exhibited within every post. But no, it couldn't be that simple, as you're a perplexing flower that would take any man a lifetime to unravel. So I'll venture down the middle road and say that you're lightly trimmed. Pruned like a rose in winter, to sprout two buds of beauty come spring.