Shaving habits

[Susperia]

Susperia, are you fully shaven, sporting a landing strip, or dawning a George W.?

You couldn't be fully shaven, since I feel that you're too classy to objectify yourself as a sex object by taking the bald clam under the sea route, not to mention you have sensitive skin. I would say that you have a burning bush, due to your feminist stylings that are exhibited within every post. But no, it couldn't be that simple, as you're a perplexing flower that would take any man a lifetime to unravel. So I'll venture down the middle road and say that you're lightly trimmed. Pruned like a rose in winter, to sprout two buds of beauty come spring.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

I didn't apply it to my cooch if that's what you're thinking. :|

It is lethal no matter where I apply it.

no, i wasn't thinking that you used it there. i imagine that'd be deadly on the crotchular regions for just about anyone, sensitive or not

ouch http://www.slappymcnutsack.com/

 

[Krilons Resa]

lol @ this stuff

 

[lurch70]

lol at this thread ...

and I will say this again ... RiA, if you don't make a career out of writing, you're nuts

 

[Reign in Acai]

Thanks Aurel, I'm quite flattered.

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

my facial hair is sparse and blond, so it's largely invisible. i shave every few weeks or whenever i have a job interview.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I just shaved for the first time in over a week.
My job is great, I could look like a bum if I really wanted and totally get away with it.

 

[Susperia]

Is it possible for you to not look like a bum?

 

[MajestikMøøse]

hahaha

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

Is it possible for you to not look like a bum?

get hit by a truck... please.

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

aww! i can't imagine frank looking like a bum even with a scruffy face!

*remembers being starstruck at hc2*

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I think that was the first time I had ever screamed when someone told me to do so.
*AWKWARD*

 

[lurch70]

Thanks Aurel, I'm quite flattered.

dude, I just paid a copywriter $4K to write me about 8 pages of content for a website ... the guy is great and can make the most mundane company sound amazing. but I am sure he won't take more than 12 hours to actually write all of it.

just saying ... :Smug:

 

[Reign in Acai]

Fuck pay me. I'll do it for 2k and throw a house trained negar in for 3.

 

[Susperia]

get hit by a truck... please.

Shut up you know I think you're adorable.

 

[lurch70]

Shut up you know I think you're adorable.

LOL ...

as krigloch drops a d&d figurine in awe

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

I dont have any of those

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I dont have any of those

i hope you're talking about d&d figurines.

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

hmmm...

I shaved today with a new blade. I think its been a couple months since I've changed the blades on my MachIII. (I only shave once a week. on wednesday so come weekend I dont look like a 17 year old )
but yeah, it was awesome! so damn smooth.
having a baby face sucks... but at the same time, it doesnt.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Any of you lads shave with a straight blade or classic DE safety razor? Our gender has fallen to the metrosexual wayside, MachIII's. Schick Quatros, Pickle Sniffing Cincos, fuck all that noise. If you're on the go, then yes, they are most certainly convenient. However, this type of shave is far from ideal!

Therefore, once I feel like dropping $150+ on my chin and cheeks, I'm going to go with a nice Edwin Jagger DE89L, Silvertip Badger Hair brush to build a creamy thick lather, feather blades (sharper than Dorian's wit), and some Taylor of Old Bond Street Avocado face cream.

Can you say, FTW? ASF shall suffice.