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[ColdDarkNord]

When I'm ready to be bombed or robbed, I'll come to Moscow


Dear sir, I genuinely hope you mean that you will leave the cooking duties to your wife. Don't put cooking shit on her




Sorry, he doesn't do nudity photos... unless you pay him REALLY well! Then I'll make him do it And now my dear Ivan, you have to go and wash your filthy mouth with soap! What foul language!

Ohh Ahh
Just add some pepper in ur life, come to moscow! (we'll going to aquapark by subway!)
Shit or Duties... err... any difference (?), but whatever
and why should I dream about naked Dan?!!! for sure I need to watch him without body at all
I never had a chance to learn english mais nous pouvons parler français!
(and now I know why Dan always give u his lyrics for check!)

 

[Embla]

Ohh Ahh
Just add some pepper in ur life, come to moscow! (we'll going to aquapark by subway!)
Shit or Duties... err... any difference (?), but whatever
and why should I dream about naked Dan?!!! for sure I need to watch him without body at all
I never had a chance to learn english mais nous pouvons parler français!
(and now I know why Dan always give u his lyrics for check!)

Actually, I wouldn't mind coming to Moscow, I'm not a chicken as such. I'm not like certain Americans who won't come to Europe cos there's a war in the Middle East!

Oh, by "special pictures" I thought you meant some nice soft focus porn Hehe.

And I didn't criticise your English - you need to wash your mouth because of all the 'fuck' and the 'shit' I'm a university linguist - I HAVE to comment on these things, or I'll be all miserable and dissatisfied and unforfilled

 

[ColdDarkNord]

And I didn't criticise your English - you need to wash your mouth because of all the 'fuck' and the 'shit' I'm a university linguist - I HAVE to comment on these things, or I'll be all miserable and dissatisfied and unforfilled

There are only 2 words that I use that people understand that is why I always use them!!! Satans Djavla Skit Ocksa!

 

[ColdDarkNord]

Actually, I wouldn't mind coming to Moscow, I'm not a chicken as such. I'm not like certain Americans who won't come to Europe cos there's a war in the Middle East!

Typical answer in american way:
- What Moscow? In Idaho?

 

[ColdDarkNord]

Oh, by "special pictures" I thought you meant some nice soft focus porn Hehe.

Im sorry to disappoint you, but nope.. there is no new porno movies with swedish rock stars planned in the near future in my porno studio help me with scenario then we'll see

 

[Embla]

There are only 2 words that I use that people understand that is why I always use them!!! Satans Djavla Skit Ocksa!

Hey, I'm joking anyway... swear all you want I'm hardly Ultimate Metal's answer to Emma Thompson meets Mother Theresa I'm simply the self proclaimed Language Police, with dictatorial rights to complain about others and misbehave myself

 

[ColdDarkNord]

Hey, I'm joking anyway... swear all you want I'm hardly Ultimate Metal's answer to Emma Thompson meets Mother Theresa I'm simply the self proclaimed Language Police, with dictatorial rights to complain about others and misbehave myself

Nastya! Ledsen att jag ha varit oforskamd... Jag ska inte forolampa dig

 

[MikaelÅkerfeldtFan#1]

I'd do the same thing as I do with all the people who come here: I'd kick him in the nuts. That should be enough.