Quite possibly the greatest game of all time...prepare yourselves

[Dead Winter]

Behold! THE KINGDOM OF LOATHING

Here is a brief description:

Kingdom of Loathing

Kingdom of Loathing is a online RPG. Using meat as money, a stick figure of your choice must complete quests, and aquire meat to build your fortune.


http://www4.kingdomofloathing.com/static.php?id=whatiskol

THIS IS THE GREATEST FUCKING GAME EVAAAARRRR!!!


I mean, come on! You use meat for currency and your must vanquish such foes as FIERCE NINJA SNOWMEN, while wearing your MEATLOAF HELMET and EXTREME MITTENS with your GNOLLISH AUTOPLUNGER. How awesome is THAT?!?!?

I present the classes:

Character Class:

Seal Clubber
Seal Clubbers hail from the frigid Northlands, because one character class always hails from the frigid Northlands. They rely on their Muscle to survive.

Turtle Tamer
The Turtle Tamer's mystical connection with his terrapin brethren imbues him with great power. He excels at moving very slowly and winning footraces with smug satisfaction. His Muscle is the key to his success, and to his long lifespan.

Pastamancer
With his mastery of the arcane secrets of Noodlecraft, the Pastamancer is a force to be reckoned with. He relies on his Mysticality to get ahead in the world.

Sauceror Long engaged in an uneasy truce with the Pastamancers, the guild of Saucerors protects the secrets of the Ancient Brotherhood of Gravymakers. Their Mysticality is their most important attribute.

Disco Bandit
The Disco Bandit boogies to and fro, hither and yon. Whence comes he? No man knows. Whither strikes he next? All men live in fear of him and his Moxie.

Accordion Thief
The scourge of mariachis and polka bands, the Accordion Thieves have plied their malign craft since time out of mind. Their Moxie serves them well in both their adventures and their interactions with "the ladies."


This guy's a fucking genius and should be given the Nobel Peace Prize.

 

[ShadowsWithin]

 

[Lord Foul]

Yes, welcome to 5 years ago.

 

[Dead Winter]

I can't believe I'm just discovering this work of genius.

 

[Dead Winter]

Here's a turn from one of my latest adventures:

Combat!

You're fighting a fluffy bunny

This is one of the cute, fluffy bunnies that populate the Dire Warren. You're not entirely sure why it's called the Dire Warren, as you can't imagine any particularly dire circumstances (or straits) coming about because of these little things.

Nonetheless, it's probably safer to destroy it.

You get the jump on it.

Man, this is the greatest game EVER!!!

 

[Dead Winter]

And the greatest part of it is, you can't access chat if you don't pass the English exam at The Altar of Literacy. Fucking amazing.

 

[~Lynn~]

And the greatest part of it is, you can't access chat if you don't pass the English exam at The Altar of Literacy. Fucking amazing.

I should make on of those for my NWN module.

 

[Lunar Still]

I should make one of those for life.

Fixed.

 

[Dead Winter]

It was seriously a test, and guess which parts of grammar? The old inexplicable standby of (more or less) English-speaking people who don't know the difference between they're/there/their and you're/your.

Barrens chat is kinda funny, but at the same time it's not.

 

[Lord Foul]

The best part is where she misspelled "one" in a thread about online literacy.

 

[Dead Winter]

I'd consider that a typo, not a misspelling. It's due to carelessness, not retardation.