Quotable Quotes...

[Timewarrior2001]

Being in a band with Ted Nugent is like... playin' in a band with Santa Claus.

Sebastien Bach Ex Skidrow frontman.


"We don't like their sound, and guitar music is on the way out." -Decca Recording Company rejecting the Beatles, 1962

"Most of us go to our graves with our music still inside of us." -unknown

Rock music should be gross: that's the fun of it. It gets up and drops its trousers.
Bruce Dickinson

I shall refract myself, yes, I shall no longer be known as the prism.
Bruce Dickinson

The more guitars we have onstage the better, as I'm concerned.
Bruce Dickinson

 

[nlukes]

OK, so what is the favorite Marsh Madness quote?

Jim

Where is my beer!!

 

[Metallicat180]

"You wanna hear it with vocals - go sing it! My throat is really fucked up right now, I wouldn't ask you to do a drum roll if your arm fell off!" James Hetfield to Lars

"Hi, Super Nintendo Chalmers!" and "Me fail English? That's unpossible." - Ralph Wiggum

"How is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain." - Homer Simpson

"Playing acoustic guitar is like having sex with your clothes on. You know how to do it, it's just difficult." - Dave Mustaine

 

[Jeff Milne]

"You can't play Heavy Metal on a synthesizer!" Bruce Dickinson in 1984

"Oh boy sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!" -Ralph Wiggum

"It doesn't matter what the law says, it matters who has the power." -Howard Zinn

"If the Nuremberg laws were applied, then every post-war American president would have been hanged." -Noam Chomsky

 

[Swan]

I feel much more like I do now than when I first got here.

 

[E.O.G.]

Girls aren't gonna like this,but...oh,well...

"If it fits,it's the right hole!" /unknown/

 

[Red Shirt]

"He made me Fuck!" - Nicko from Mission Arry.

"Beer - It's the problem and solution to all life's problems" - Homer Simpson

 

[skott with a k]

just off the top of my head;

""phone call" for me??" (glug, glug)-nikki mcburrain

"rrrruuuuuaaaagggghhh!!!!-minimurray

"not too bad for one hour's sleep last night!"- bruce lee chickenson

"We're too metal for Disney, I guess. Mickey Mouse called and he was really pissed"- Micheal Amott, Arch Enemy

 

[Air Raid Siren]

OK, so what is the favorite Marsh Madness quote?

Jim

Aww come on, Jim - can't let you off that easily! Whatcha got?

 

[Metallicat180]

If we're going for band member quotes then I loved this one from Aja. It was on the subject of Invaders and was something like "You gotta think fast to remember if you're raping, pillaging, plundering or marauding!"

Hahaha!!!

 

[Doodoobubbachuck]

huh

Definitely my favorite Marsh quote!!!!

Some favorite Mark quotes:

"Oh, that sucking sound!"
"It's like custard. You pick it up, you dunk it, then you eat it."

and of course this classic gem: "First theres the normal guy, then there's the horse, then there's me."

 

[Air Raid Siren]

Bootsy Collins on the difference between recording with a live musicians and using technology:
'People are making great music with computers and so on, but that's kind of like having a doll in the closet instead of a real chick, you know?'

 

[Swan]

"I do NOT have a doll in the closet"


Oopps! I think I doth protesteth too much.

 

[Archmagician]

"I have a wide stance.." - Idaho Senator

 

[Swan]

"I have a wide stance.." - Idaho Senator

Crikey! He's MY Senator .... ol' toe-tapping widestance Larry in a T-room. For years I have had heated email debates with him on just about every damn thing. Now I find out he's not just on the wrong side of the issues, he's on the wrong side of the bathroom divider.

Shame Larry, go shoot yourself, you're a disgrace to our state.



BTW ... I'm not totally anti-gay, I'm just against hypocrits, liars and politicians. (I know that's a duplication of terms)

 

[E.O.G.]

Yeah,politicians sucks,which reminds me to a funny quote,I've heard it from Dave Atell,but I guess he wasn't the first person who ever said that:

"Politicians are like diapers.Both has to be changed sometimes,because of the same reason."

 

[Air Raid Siren]

A friend of mine once said something that really made me think :

"The world is run by C students"

Unfortunately, sad as it is, it seems to be a true statement.....

 

[Metallicat180]

Yeah,politicians sucks,which reminds me to a funny quote,I've heard it from Dave Atell,but I guess he wasn't the first person who ever said that:

"Politicians are like diapers.Both has to be changed sometimes,because of the same reason."

Hahahahaha - I love that!!

 

[spideyjg]

Aww come on, Jim - can't let you off that easily! Whatcha got?

OK, from a post on BABP, "Moobs mute strings."

Jim

 

[Air Raid Siren]

OK, from a post on BABP, "Moobs mute strings."

Jim