the quotes the could have changed history

[Dead_Lioness]

did anybody get this one at all???

yes of course
his child fell out of the window

 

[FretsAflame]

yes of course
his child fell out of the window

rock on - did you get the one about de Sade?

 

[Dead_Lioness]

rock on - did you get the one about de Sade?

needless to say

 

[FretsAflame]

lol karen - you rock the kasba

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"Hmmm Wow, i'm doing exactly what Napolean did.... i better not invade Russia."
-Hitler, pre-Operation Barbarrossa

 

[MajestikMøøse]

"Hmmm Wow, i'm doing exactly what Napolean did.... i better not invade Russia."
-Hitler, pre-Operation Barbarrossa

 

[Dead_Lioness]

“oh screw that, I want to move to the country and eat pies all day”
(James Hatfield, a day before the release of Load)



“very good! I see you have been practicing on the harmonic minor homework from last week, So for today, we’ll learn a new Solo!”
(Engwie’s Malmsteen’s guitar teacher, is being over enthusiastic)



“oh fuck “Metal Music”, It wont sell anyways, lets open an ice cream stand instead”
(Danny Filth, beginning of the 90’s)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"Wait, guys, maybe we should find out if they actually have WMD before we invade and occupy."
-George W. Bush

i know, i'm going to get flamed for that one

 

[FretsAflame]

"Wait, guys, maybe we should find out if they actually have WMD before we invade and occupy."
-George W. Bush

i know, i'm going to get flamed for that one

...


hmmm...

a simple shut up would suffice... but i think i should add the word 'fuck' to it... and then tell you that you don't know what you're talking about... yeah... sounds good... here it goes...

shut the fuck up you don't know what you are talking about.

i hope my flaming meets your expectations... good day.

 

[FretsAflame]

here's a good one...

"no I don't want to have sex with you on video tape"
(Pamela Anderson to Tommy Lee)

and later...

"can you use your night vision cam to video tape me getting it in the ass? no."
(Paris Hilton)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"okay, maybe i am Emo"
-Frets

hahaha jk man, no hard feelings?

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

"What the hell is this? My drums sound like like trash cans!"

-Lars Ulrich after hearing, and being quite disappointed in St. Anger

 

[FretsAflame]

"okay, maybe i am Emo"
-Frets

hahaha jk man, no hard feelings?

die

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

 

[FretsAflame]

"I think I caught gay"
(Max - an hour ago... right before he hit on me)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

ahahaha

 

[[0hr]Sunlapse]

another Metallica one.....

"Ok guys, ...And Justice For All was blazing, the only thing we can do from here is to speed it up even more!"

-Bob Rock after becoming Metallica's new producer

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

"Nah, we can't let Mike into the band, he doesn't know how to write songs for shit"
-Bill steer, pre-Necrotiscism

 

[Profanity]

Best one yet.

 

[Zob Rombie]

"Hey guys, lets go get some breakfast at IHOP and head on over to church..."
-Will Bozarth