quote an opeth song !

Rick from Oddyssey said:
"Look me in the eyes, I'm clear, finish your job" :lol:

Deliverance
Yeah... those are the actual lyrics... and now that I think of it again, that can be considered quite dirtily :)
 
The Sigh Of Plumber Upon his Return
15 Burly Men Since he was here
Bathed In their stench, blurring my eyes
Sniffing The first turd today

Crusting For What might have been ages
Still Smelly, chunky with peas
Would i prosper or fail, theyd drained their bowels
The craps from their moment, i take it theyre proud

I was born to plunge it, devoid of brains
Wearing my gas mask at birth
The hand of Todd, prepared and poised
Fold, depress and then wipe it

I was dealing with only 1-ply
A treason beknowst to the hand
Branded with shit stains, i claimed it was mud
Wiped it on my boss, that fucker

Stale lunch, residing in my anus
Cramped bum, burning my assshoollle
All the faces cringe away
As all could hear my painful cries

Outcast with darkness down below
Neared and pinching, astonished to see some corn
No mercy would help me on this day
In the searing pain, nothing is the same

Now hot flashes
I pledge myself to Satan
Release this demon
Ill explode if you dont end the game
If you'll fart off cue
Youll follow through

There is no forgiveness in these eyes
But everyone of you, just know
Expel the mist for now
Passing wind is the reason why life's fun

Pooooooo oooooo ooooooooooo Poooooo poooooooooooo oooooo Pooo oooo pooooooo ooooo ooooo

Splashing waterdrops over the seat rim
Piss stains now on my paaaants
Stained and torn, aged and brown <=== original line!
Virtuous man, with kidlike innocence

My throne smells like the miasma
Dont try pissing through the door
Piss goes here, where waters stir
Thought i had the distance, but i lost
If you'll try this pee
You'll have wetttt nike's
You know its true Mike too
This songs bout loos!

pwnt
 
N-MAYH said:
"I hear them devouring, pest ridden tacos of the earth"
thats actually what I thought he said first listen. I suck at understanding lyrics. I needed to read them for THE BEATLES.

shut up.
 
yeah there was a thread a year or so ago on here where the challenege was to change the lyrics to The Moor, preferably themed and to the tune/syllables of the song, so you can sing along, some were really inventive and hilarious, singing along with the altered lyrics is a good chuckle, fun to write too.