Originally posted by little miss messiah
Oh yeah I just LOVE those random emails:
Lets see...
I DO NOT need viagara
I dont, im young & frisky
I DO NOT want to meet likeminded singles in my area
Not in leek i dont, theyre prolly sheep.
I DO NOT want to stop my hair thinning/receding/going grey
Um ill take up the offer.
I DO NOT want cheap paper/ink/cartridges/business cards
Nahh i just steal em off college.
and
I CERTAINLY DO NOT want to watch Mandy & her flatmates try out their new webcam for my pleasure.
I would, but my conections crap tonite
Originally posted by Ian 'E' Edwards
LMAO - Endless Shrubery! Are they by any chance inspired by Monty Python's Knights Of Ni!? "We want... a shrubery!"
I got one of those annoying mails just now from a band called Silverman - how metal is that?! Here's a review of the album that they want me to buy:
Hmmm, like I'm really going to go out and buy that now aren't I! Shows how shit their marketing company is though if they cannot even target people who are into their 'sub' genre of music! Pure shit. Wankers.