Random e-mails

[Metalman]

I had one from a band called Andover from Brazil. On the gig list they have played with-Endless, Shrubery.
Shame about the coma and the mis spelling but a Metal band called Endless Shrubbery would be so cool

 

[Ian 'E' Edwards]

LMAO - Endless Shrubery! Are they by any chance inspired by Monty Python's Knights Of Ni!? "We want... a shrubery!"

I got one of those annoying mails just now from a band called Silverman - how metal is that?! Here's a review of the album that they want me to buy:

Hmmm, like I'm really going to go out and buy that now aren't I! Shows how shit their marketing company is though if they cannot even target people who are into their 'sub' genre of music! Pure shit. Wankers.

 

[little miss messiah]

Oh yeah I just LOVE those random emails:

Lets see...

I DO NOT need viagara
I DO NOT want to meet likeminded singles in my area
I DO NOT want to stop my hair thinning/receding/going grey
I DO NOT want cheap paper/ink/cartridges/business cards

and

I CERTAINLY DO NOT want to watch Mandy & her flatmates try out their new webcam for my pleasure.

Not today anyhoo, its wednesday for fecks sake!

 

[Metalman]

Mine was addressed to every name with some sort of metal in it.
Silverman look like they suck big time on uglyman records.

 

[MattBlack]

You get the Mandy emails too, LMM?

I must get like 5 a day, all identicle, from different addresses. I would't mind, except the women pictured I wouldn't go near with someone else's barge pole.

I get no Metal spam, though. I feel somehow left out. Except that my company and I spend all day fighting spam mail.

Lets all create a union called "Against Repetitive Spam Emails".

Yeah?

 

[Raven_1]

little miss out of interest couldnt send me the viagra one?

lol

jk

 

[Diamond Dave]

For some reason I constantly get mails asking me if I'd like to have my penis enlarged Has anybody been spreading rumours about me?

And about how I've won a free holiday/car/hi-fi/other crap - just so long as I live in the continental US and don't delete the mail now...

Or show my patriotism by proudly wearing a USA shirt and cap.

Thanks hotmail

 

[little miss messiah]

Apparently Tawnee's (not Kitaen) ickle sis Tori has turned 18 so I can now see her free pix, oh happy day

AND i can have MY VERY OWN credit card!


Can u imagine?

*counts existing credit cards*

Oh dear i already appear to have 9 credit cards, with a combined limit i could pay off my mortgage with... I got REAL excited there for a moment

 

[Diamond Dave]

Ah but can you have that credit card whatever your credit rating's like?

And you could use your new card to look at Tori's free pics

 

[Diamond Dave]

On a related note, I just cleaned half a dozen or so porn spam mails out of my Yahoo group.

Don't mind people talking crap, don't mind people being "off-topic", don't mind people plugging their stuff, but I wish some people would try to make an effort. And not plug crap, off-topic porn stuff

 

[Dan W]

Keep on getting "do you want to get a degree" stuff, wouldn't mind but I'm working towards one at the mo. Also I keep on getting them, even when I block the @.... part of the address

 

[Tony]

Originally posted by little miss messiah
Oh yeah I just LOVE those random emails:

Lets see...

I DO NOT need viagara

I dont, im young & frisky

I DO NOT want to meet likeminded singles in my area

Not in leek i dont, theyre prolly sheep.

I DO NOT want to stop my hair thinning/receding/going grey

Um ill take up the offer.

I DO NOT want cheap paper/ink/cartridges/business cards

Nahh i just steal em off college.

and

I CERTAINLY DO NOT want to watch Mandy & her flatmates try out their new webcam for my pleasure.

I would, but my conections crap tonite

 

[Thespawned]

Originally posted by Ian 'E' Edwards
LMAO - Endless Shrubery! Are they by any chance inspired by Monty Python's Knights Of Ni!? "We want... a shrubery!"

I got one of those annoying mails just now from a band called Silverman - how metal is that?! Here's a review of the album that they want me to buy:

Hmmm, like I'm really going to go out and buy that now aren't I! Shows how shit their marketing company is though if they cannot even target people who are into their 'sub' genre of music! Pure shit. Wankers.

Iain Moffat?? thats the name of my dentist..... LOL!!

(i wonder if its the same person?? LMAO)

 

[Tony]

I wouldnt trust a metalller who is a dentist.. i just dunno...

 

[Diamond Dave]

I'd rather trust a metaller who was a dentist than a metaller who was my dentist....