Random/Funny Link Thread

[Profanity]

The secret ESPN message board:

http://boards.go.com/cgi/espngames/request.dll?LIST&room=fg_profiles

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Hmm...after reading many posts, for some reason this one doesn't suprise me, Tut. Of course I mean that as a compliment.

hey, if i knew wasp was all about curly hair, sex and macho violence... i wouldn't even take the test

shit
i got the 8th level of hell just because i marked true on "A pimp is a good thing to be."
i mean, wtf, they're stylish as hell!

i'm gonna take this one again

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

okay, taking off the joke answers i finally got what i deserve

"You have come to a place mute of all light, where the wind bellows as the sea does in a tempest. This is the realm where the lustful spend eternity. "

the horndog's hell

 

[~metal_maiden~]

Fifth Level of Hell

"The river Styx runs through this level of Hell, and in it are punished the wrathful and the gloomy. The former are forever lashing out at each other in anger, furious and naked, tearing each other piecemeal with their teeth. The latter are gurgling in the black mud, slothful and sullen, withdrawn from the world. Their lamentations bubble to the surface as they try to repeat a doleful hymn, though with unbroken words they cannot say it. Because you lived a cruel, vindictive and hateful life, you meet your fate in the Styx."


That's brutal.

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

angry, naked and tearing pieces out of people with your teeth?

that sounds like a wet dream gone terribly wrong!

 

[Torgoth]

"Lord of the Babylon Rings"

by Arden Ranger

Gandolf: It was the year of fire,
Sauron: The year of destruction,
Aragorn: The year we took back what was ours.
Halidir: It was the year of rebirth,
Frodo: The year of great sadness,
Boromir: The year of pain,
Eowen: And a year of joy.
Aragorn: It was a new age.
Galadrial: It was the end of history.
Elrond: It was the year everything changed.
Gollum: The year issss...the year I losstss my Preciousss again. Filthy Hobbitssses. Losssst!
Treebeard: The... place...., Middle..... Earth


More versions of LotR http://www.teemings.com/extras/lotr/index.html

 

[Torgoth]

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/grandma.html

 

[Torgoth]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/subliminal.html

 

[Torgoth]

http://file.sugarqube.com/Cards/jblo_TheWormGame.swf?PL=L400x300

 

[~metal_maiden~]

http://file.sugarqube.com/Cards/jblo_TheWormGame.swf?PL=L400x300

Sick!

 

[~metal_maiden~]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/subliminal.html

I almost died!!!


I'm glad I had the lights on! Holy shit, I'm shaking...


@Torgoth: YOU SICK FREAK!!!

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

when i saw that, for some reason there was a REALLY eerie mood @ my house
i was totally alone and it was kinda dark

needless to say that i screamed my lungs out

 

[Torgoth]

@Torgoth: YOU SICK FREAK!!!

If I just get an euro every time I hear that...

EDIT: Other line I thought "that's what my girlfriend says all the time".


Did I ruined that joke now?

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

if i got an euro every time someone ruins a joke's timing...

 

[AlexiFollower]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/swf/subliminal.html

i'm so glad i dont have heart problems, i'd probably be dead right now, i'm fucking shaking like hell though, omg....i even had my headphones on....

 

[AlexiFollower]

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.htmlhttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.htmlhttp://www.ebaumsworld.com/endofworld.html

 

[Snowblind]

I've seen that End of The World thing before...funny shit.
Doubleyou Tee Eff, Mate?

 

[Lokakuu]

@ Torgoth : Good one, I will now be awake forever.

 

[~metal_maiden~]

http://members.shaw.ca/spudnewt/sierranaked.jpg/badluck.swf

 

[bodomite]

"goes into seizures"