Random/Funny Link Thread

Hhahahahahahaha

Hungarian A: Hmm, quite marvelous if you ask me.. Such fine work. 'Tis morbid yet ..sophisticated.

Hungarian B: mmyes quite.. It even smells like decayed shite. But I'm too stupid to realize it could be anything other than extensive artistic dedication to detail.
 
@John: oh I see you moved the thread in this, thanks. sorry for mistake.

here is one joke of Bush, maybe someone heard it already. its not a link also :oops::

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The Lesser of Three Evils

George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a ledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.
The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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:lol:
 
Going from the title, i thoyght something like the guitars are now Fender RR1's and Gibson King V's

Damned Misleading shit.
:lol:
 
hahaha you must be this tall to ride michael----------

ok ok ok, robin williams, arnold shwarezneggar and michael jackson are on a plane, which starts to lose control and dive straight into the ground. arnold grabs the parachutes and hands one to robin and one to michael. and robin says "what about the children" arnold goes "fack da childrun" and jumps. Robin turns to michael and shrugs, and michael says "i already did"

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
 
Aragorth said:
George Bush has a heart attack and dies. He goes to hell where the Devil is waiting for him.
I don't know what to do here, " says the devil. "You're on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got three folks here who weren't quite as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded pretty good, so he agreed.
The devil opened the first room: in it was Richard Nixon and a large pool of water. He kept diving in and surfacing empty-handed over and over and over. Such was his fate in hell.
"No!" George said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer and don't think I could do that all day long."
The devil led him to the next room and in it was Tony Blair with a ledgehammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time.
"No, I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day!" said George.
The devil opened a third door. Inside, George saw Bill Clinton, lying on the floor with his arms staked over his head, and his legs staked in spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best.
George Bush looked at this in disbelief for a while and finally said, "Yeah, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said, "OK, Monica, you're free to go!"
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:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: so Bush will be doing in hell what he already does on earth: SUCKING!!!!!!!!!!!