random joke of the day
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EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
It Was The Guys From Icp Or Dark Lotus Or Twisted. Now Those Are The Only Clowns I Can Think Of I Would Like To Hit In The Head. Can We Make It Something Else Though. Ive Had A Very Close Call With An Ax Handle And Thats Some Scary Shit.
Lordlucid
Warning: Contains Alcohol
why doesn't Mexico have an olympic team?
Because everyone who can run, Jump, and swim, live in the united states.
hmmmm dead baby jokes,
how do you get two babies into a bucket... a blender.
how do you get them out.... chips.
whats worse than a baby nailed to a tree.
a baby nailed to 5 trees.
what more... ahhh
Did you know that helen Keller had a doll house?
neither did she.
hmm I can't think of anyothers off the top of my head right now...
Okay, so an SUV goes of the cliff killing four mexicans.... do you know what the bad new is.... It seats eight.
Because everyone who can run, Jump, and swim, live in the united states.
hmmmm dead baby jokes,
how do you get two babies into a bucket... a blender.
how do you get them out.... chips.
whats worse than a baby nailed to a tree.
a baby nailed to 5 trees.
what more... ahhh
Did you know that helen Keller had a doll house?
neither did she.
hmm I can't think of anyothers off the top of my head right now...
Okay, so an SUV goes of the cliff killing four mexicans.... do you know what the bad new is.... It seats eight.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
You just had to post right before me; didn't you Lordlucid? Well, I'm not going to say my post isn't about you.
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Wraith
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Wraith
and oh yeah, the joke wasnt "who's the opposite of christopher reeve? some guy who isnt in a wheelchair!" so no, its not just like that example you posted.
and like i said before, its christopher reeve. and christopher reeve jokes are funny.
and like i said before, its christopher reeve. and christopher reeve jokes are funny.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
WERE JUST PLAIN SICK. YOU GUYS HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU. ITS AMUSING THOUGH. YOU GUYS HAVE PROBLEMS BUT YOU MAKE ME LAUGH SO ILL STICK AROUND NO MATTER WHO TELLS ME typing in caps is bullshit. 
I was readin some stuff on NOCTURNUS. HOW COME THEY broke up again? YOud think since they had the whole keyboard laden sci fi thing going they could find a nice little market.
I was readin some stuff on NOCTURNUS. HOW COME THEY broke up again? YOud think since they had the whole keyboard laden sci fi thing going they could find a nice little market.
Kvlt Wench
sews no mercy
Lord of Metal said:
No, the baby Jesus is still alive. And he's crying. Crying because of your lies. You insensitive bastard.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
Im gonna have to go with stealer on this one. I know you guys are kidding but the whole dead baby jesus thing gives me a weak feeling in my stomach. Maybe im just a wuss but i cant help it. 
TO each his own though. Ive never told anyone what they should believe in. Not my place. You must come to terms with it yourself because you cant listen with closed ears. Ill shut up now.
TO each his own though. Ive never told anyone what they should believe in. Not my place. You must come to terms with it yourself because you cant listen with closed ears. Ill shut up now.
PlatypusJesus
A Dead Sun Serenity
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
IS IT THE RELIGION ITSELF AND THE HYPOCRITS THAT FOLLOW IT OR IS IT REALL THAT YOU THINK JESUS AND GOD ARE A JOKE? JUST CURIOUS. I think so called christians are the biggest turn off because most of them are all full of shit and dont live like they say they do. Ill be honest, I dont but i deal with it and hope one day to talk to god about it and if he doesnt accept that then thats my problem.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
I Kinda Figured She Was Being Sarcastic But Wasnt For Sure. Does Anyone Believe In God That Likes Heavy Metal Or Is That Justan Oxy Moron?
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Wraith
Whats red and slimy and crawls up a woman's leg?
-A homesick abortion.
Why did superman save Princess Diana?
-'cause he's in a wheelchair! (say in "well, obviously"-type voice)
and the mother of sick jokes:
How do you make a 2 year old cry twice?
-wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
-A homesick abortion.
Why did superman save Princess Diana?
-'cause he's in a wheelchair! (say in "well, obviously"-type voice)
and the mother of sick jokes:
How do you make a 2 year old cry twice?
-wipe your bloody dick on his teddy bear.
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Wraith
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What's white and bobs up and down on a baby's crib?
-A pedophile's ass.
What do you call a dead baby lying on your porch with no arms and legs?
-Matt.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
-You don't cry when you chop up the baby.
-A pedophile's ass.
What do you call a dead baby lying on your porch with no arms and legs?
-Matt.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
-You don't cry when you chop up the baby.
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
SO WHY DID NOCTURNUS BREAK UP AGAIN??? DO YOU KNOW? I was listening to some of their stuff on the web today and they seemd pretty cool. THe leads and solos were nuts. 
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Wraith
ah Nocturnus. they broke up after releasing Thresholds in 93 i think, dunno why.... i guess no steady lineup and changing musical trends.... anyway they got back together in 99 and released ethereal tomb.... but then broke up for good, dunno why. yes, nocturnus were amazing, when i first checked them out i though they were just gonna be an average death metal band with just the whole sci-fi gimmick, but no, the first thing that wowed me were the guitarists, they were amazing. Thresholds is probably my all time favorite guitar album.
