You've got some balls posting Limp Bizkit and Kid Rock videos on here, I'll give you that. Unfortunately for you, it is an objective TRUTH that
those bands came from a sick and horrible alternate dimension where things like irony and taste do not exist, yet somehow managed to offend the entire cosmos so badly they had to develop the technology for a space capsule that could be sent to the nearest black hole. Somehow through an astronomically small quantum probability (i.e. rotten luck), they and their capsule circumvented being utterly crushed by a gravitational force so great that not even light can escape it's pull, popped out the other side into our universe, immediately offending its sensibilities, and following a perfect trajectory towards our planet, were soon bound to land somewhere in the Midwest of the United States. Their coming was foretold in the 80's by the mad ramblings of the prophet Flava Flav but fell on deaf ears and thus the crisis was unable to be averted.