RAPTURE

[Ambivalent]

THE BIBLE FORETOLD OBAMA'S VICTORY

REPENT NOW BEFORE JESUS COMES AND BRINGS THE RAPTURE AT HIS HEELS

MAKE SURE YOUR ASSHOLE IS CLEAN

JESUS DOESN'T LIKE TO FUCK DIRTY ASSHOLES

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Oh go smash your head against a brick wall a few time, will ya.

 

[Will Bozarth]

@ Jesus

 

[Anvil]

Jesus is my homeboy.

 

[Lunar Still]

Obviously you guys are just in denial of such flawless logic.

 

[Morganna]

Jebus?

 

[neal]

repent sinners, lest ye be...LEFT BEHIND!#@

 

[Captain Beard]

I'm probably the Antichrist. I could really give a shit if any rapture happened. I bet the Egyptians were right and Ra takes a giant shit on the Jesus statue in Brazil.

 

[neal]

Ra has a pyramid-shaped space ship. you cant fuck with that.

 

[Captain Beard]

We'd have to call Kurt Russell.

 

[neal]

He's our only hope

 

[Lunar Still]

Kurt Russell's hairdo: hope we can count on.

 

[Ambivalent]

BUT ITS JESUS

 

[Captain Beard]

BUT IT'S THE MOTHERFUCKING SUN GOD IN A FLYING PYRAMID!

 

[Morganna]

BUT IT'S JEBUS!

 

[azal]

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

approved!

 

[~Lynn~]

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

havent heard dragonlord in ages

 

[dreaming neon darkspot]

I'm probably the Antichrist. I could really give a shit if any rapture happened. I bet the Egyptians were right and Ra takes a giant shit on the Jesus statue in Brazil.

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